Crack Manual
Capital of Nasty Electronic Magazine
Tuesday, September 12, 2000 (51/504)
ISSN 1482-0471
By Jeff Wright
This issue, I want to talk about my new found hobby. Crack. Thankfully I haven't developed a dependency on it yet; though I'm sure it's coming.
THE CONS OF CRACK
The first thing I have to tell you about crack, is that it's expensive. It's as expensive as it looks like it is on tv, and in the movies. Don't get into the game unless you've got the bank roll to play. If you don't have a high paying job, like I fortunately do, don't start. Stick with cigarettes. They're healthier for you anyways. Plus they don't cause blisters.
Smoking crack requires a metal pipe. A crack pipe. You have to heat the crack so that you can smoke it. This often causes the pipe to get hot, and leave heat blisters on your lip. These blisters would hurt like a bitch if it weren't for the fact that you're smoking crack.
THE JOYS OF CRACK
What's it like smoking crack? It's fantastic. I haven't experienced anything like it before. It's a release. It's an energy. If you've smoked crack before, you know what I mean.
It really is best experienced, than described. So much so, that I'm not even gonna bother going into it. If you're curious, and you've got the money, try it. Just make sure you've got the money. If you don't, I'll warn you again; don't try it. I may not be addicted to it yet (I've been doing it for close to a month now), but some people get addicted very quickly. Just trust me on this. While it is good, it's not so good that if you can't afford it, you should go stealing tv sets for it. It could very easily ruin your life. My family doesn't talk to me as much as they used to, since I started. Not that I really care, but I know that's important to some people.
OBTAINING CRACK
Where do you get crack? This is pretty easy actually. If they've got weed, and they're over the age of 16, your neighbourhood dealer can get it for you. If you happen to live in an area with heavy drug trafficking, then I'd say that dealers even as young as 11 should be able to get it. If you can get a younger dealer, it's probably best. They're less likely to try sell you garbage shit, and have reason to be afraid of you. If you get some badass who's always packing, and treats you with little respect, there's a greater chance that he'll screw you over.
THE NUMBERS
Just how many people smoke crack? A recent survey of 7,000 North Americans (Realize that a lot of people aren't that honest when discussing their drug habits), 28.4 percent claimed to take non-pharmacutical drugs. Of that 28.4 percent, only 6.8 percent claimed to having once tried crack, or smoked it on a regular basis. That means of the 1988 who took drugs, only 135 had ever smoked crack. That's not a huge number. 1.9 percent of the surveyed 7,000. That should give you an idea of how many people can afford it. It's a great club, with great facilities, but membership is expensive.
IN CLOSING
I hope that this has been of some help to those of you out there who've been considering taking up crack as a hobby. Would collecting Barbie dolls be a healthier hobby? Building train sets? Sure, but they're both kinda gay, and crack is one hell of a manly drug. Come on guys, dump your broads and take up crack. It's the un-official drug of the Olympics (I think).
Jeff wants everyone to go see Nurse Betty. It's fantastic, and doesn't require drugs to be enjoyed like most of this year's offerings.
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Actually...I smoke crack out of a glass pipe...I think most people do. It's called "suckin' on that glass dick." And it's NOT very expensive...AT ALL...I think you're getting ripped off.
first of all suck through a straw and you wont burn your fingers?? Or buy a glass pipe, but dont waste out time chattin it up about barbies while your high....
Where'd you ge the brilliant idea of using a metal pipe? By using metal instead of glass, you
(a) lose more of the smoke than you get
(b) Burn your lips (you deserved it)
(c) miss out on the JOY of "cleaning" the pipe after
a few days of use :-) This is the BEST part of crack!
As a long timer, this whole article strikes me as BS.
I hope you all kill yourself and clens the gene pool for future generations to learn from your stupidity. "Crack kills whores dead!" Please just shoot yourselves and solve the government's problems in fixing this epidemic. Thank you. Your Master!
This weekend I'm going to try a glass pipe. I hope it's as good as you guys say it is. *crosses fingers* I'm gonna have to send my sister out to work early tonight if I'm gonna get some rock for tomorrow. She better do better than she did last night. THREE CUSTOMERS?!?!?! My mother does more business than that on a Tuesday afternoon.
I USE A ASH PIPE THIS IS PIPE WITH A1/4" BOWL.
I ADD THE ASH OF A CIG..oR SMOKE.. THEN PLACE THE COOKIE ON THE ASH THEN MELT IT WAIT TILL IT'S MELTED IN THEN , LIGHT THE COOKIE UO INHALE----HOLD THAT SMOKE IN TILL BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ WOW-AND DON'T FORGET TO SAVE THE RESEY FOR A WAKE-UP!
crack is shit, heroin is a far better drug altogether. Its dirt cheap and not addictive at all. Crack turns you into a yellow eyed, dick sucking, broken toothed whore in approximately four to five weeks, after six weeks you'll be microwaving babies and dealers licking assholes in jail to get that little rock..
crack is shit, heroin is a far better drug altogether. Its dirt cheap and not addictive at all. Crack turns you into a yellow eyed, dick sucking, broken toothed whore in approximately four to five weeks, after six weeks you'll be microwaving babies and dealers licking assholes in jail to get that little rock..
Interesting that the article is dated for 2000, but the comments are so recent.
Have any of you noticed that complete lack of practical info regarding crack and other psychotropics online? (the keyword is "practical")
Anyway, glass (specifically, pyrex) is the way to go. Crack is also relatively cheap. Personally, I do about $100 worth of constant partying for about 8-10 hours Friday night and 6-8 hours Saturday night. I like it with an alcohol buzz -- cycling between sober and 'schlyckt'.
I don't recommend trying it unless you are with an experienced and somewhat empathetic crack 'friend' -- it is very technique sensitive to dose it properly (beginners usually get too little or too much -- either way results in a very sucky high).
Comparing heroin to crack is like comparing blondes to brunettes. Either can be a great fuck, but we may all have our own preferences. Heroin provides a satiating high, while crack gives an excitory high. Pick your poison.
Trying it is one thing, but getting addicted is another. I don't recommend this shit to anyone because before you know it you'll be doing ANYTHING to get more of it. After you sober up you'll be asking yourself over and over WHY! You'll meet the most low-life pieces of shit that will rob and steal anything and including your stuff to get their high on. Happy crizackin fellow loser crackheads
today evening it's my first date with crack,
i'm exciting,
Man,
Cra0ck is the best thing that has ever happehns to me. I useds to just somke weed, but now I do as muich crack as IO can. I tried LSD but it wasnn't ad good as the sweet craqck. I know the democrats arew usually the ones who somoke thies stuff but I am lovin it, and I don't vote(I am only 15). I ghot the stuff frojkm myh old mary jane dealer. I tried doing weed and crack at one time, I didn't work so well I was just not getting enoujgh air,amd it didnt do anything. I am on my sweet hot rock right now. I recoomded it to anybudy. Peavce out. __________________________________________________ CRACK is for KINGS, snorting is for slut-whores!
whats the fuckin deal??...who the fuck says "go try crack, it's wonderful" thats fucked up...why the fuck would you say that...so someone can go fuck their life up and be as fucked up as you?...damn...if you smoke crack...great go suck more dick for it...but don't encourage it...you fucking pieces of shit
Hey you guys got it all wrong! the best high is obtained by crack AND heroin. THIS IS BETTER THAN AN ORGASM. Its also better than doing one or the other. plus you wont have to decide which you wanna do. The best way to come down, I think, is to take a couple fat hits of tweak to get your heart rate back up. This is easier if you have a very reliable hookup. thats what my mom is for.
I thought everyone followed crack with heroin, ya gotta double down its mandatory kids. Crack n' no smack is like cake without icing... not that anyone ever gives me cake anymore, being a crackhead and all.
Every day I come up with money to buy them stones. I can't stop myself and am spending moeny every day. My habit started cuz I got a hole in my nose and can no longer snort. I'm only 17 and I'm also a high school dropout. I wouldn't recommend this drug to someone who is depressed, or easily addicted..... Just my opinion.
I started to smoke crack because my girls friends talked me into it. Its great! Better than sex! Ive been doing it for a while now and I havnt changed one bit, it is expensive for a girl though :[
hahahah... y'know Ive known a few crack smokers and JESUS JENNIFER unless you are a cow (which crack smokers usually are not) you should be able to get mas rock for "sorta free" whereas the guys generally DO have to pay in $$ each and every time.
<3
REVSCRJ
Ya'll on this website are the most stupidest people on this earth. Number one, crack/cocaine is the number one addictive drug on the streets. Ya'll are on this website bragging like it's ok to do this drug. It's a shame that it's ok to you to ruin your life mentally, physically, socially, financially and everything else. It's in your face everywhere in the world the effects of these drugs and ya'll still fall into the 'crack's' of this drastic life. Really get a life! You need to really look at yourself to see what is the inner problem to make you turn to something like crack/cocaine to try to solve those inner problems. Dah, it's just makes added on problems to the prior ones you initially are maybe trying to fix. Then before you know it your in a much deeper hole that you started out with, and when you think about it it that problem wasn't that bad after all. Think about that. God bless.
"cRACK" IS BASICALLY A GENERALIZED DESCRIPTION AND U CAN BET YOUR ASS WHEN IT WAS FREE BASE(PRE 1986) THE u.s. gOVT JUST HAD TOO COME UP WITH A FANCY ONE WORD PUT DOWN FOR THIS DRUG.bUT THEN AGAIN YOU NEWBIES COULD CARE LESS ... CAUSE THE GOVT`S GOT YA ... AND YOUR ALLL VICTIMS TO THEM BASICALLY THE BOTTOM FISH BEING FED ON AS THE JOBS GO DOWN THE LINE.. FROM COPS TO COURTS TO CORRECTIONS ... BET THERES 15 JOBS RESIDING ON A "CRACK"HEAD.Hmmm maybe its time too stand up and take charge pin heads.
You virgin none smokers... all of you shut up, crack is great. Mixing it up with juices while having sex is GREAT!
If it werent for crack, i would still be a virgin. It isnt expensive either cause my Boyfrens a dealer he gives me 90 discount. If I lived in a beach house, with unlimited supply of crack, and two guys to fuck, i would be set for life, heh heh.
You obviously are a beginner. One Glass is much better than metal for very obvious reasons, one you burn the shit out of your lips with metal, two you lose a lot of your shit in metal. Also crack is inexpensive per hit but very expensive in the way that you will keep buying it and buying it until you are broke. The best part of smoking crack is to get a blowjob while you take a huge hit and hold it in while she sucks your dick. Man its awesome!
When the fun ends (and it will) and you start blowin' for rocks (and you will), I got $20 for ya'. Happy smokin'...
Im 15/f and im addicted to crack. I DO suggest crack out of a hot glass pipe cause the metal pipe ruined my lipstick when I tryed it. Getting rocks is sooo easy though cause my best boyfriend from school deals and he gives me all KINDS of drugs. The problem is hidding the drugs though. All my drugs are like under my bed and my parents havnt found out my dependency yet. Overall I Do suggest crack cause its da best!!! Always gives me a orgasim, I think its better than sex too, like some girls say.
you guys are fucking gay.... why dont you just save the trouble andthe money by shooting yourselves in the head!
Because we have so much to live for.
The high from a crack pipe is substantially better than shooting yourself through the head. But don't take my word for it. Try it yourself.
Uh, ya, crack is the best, better than everything in the world, once you try it you change your mind, like i did
I just want to say that this was the funniest article I have ever read. I was laughing my ass off the whole time. I really don't think that the author is a crack user, I think that he has a sick, twisted sense of humor, and I love that. For all you other people who wrote comments, I hope you aren't really crack heads, but if you are each to their own...right. Also I've never done crack and I never will but...... most things are good if they are done in moderation. If you try crack, heroin, whatever one time you're not gonna be an addict. It all about self control. Also you would be suprised at how many people actually do these drugs, they just have self control so they don't look like a typical user. I think all you people who wrote a negative comment really need to see the humor in this article. I love it. I'm gonna show my husband it when he gets home. Hey, if you wanna try a drug once, go ahead..nothing wrong in at least trying it. Just hopefully you exhibit some sort of self control that you won't become an addict.
This is pretty funny, I was just bored and typed "Smoke Crack" in the search field of google.com. I find this crazy little rant.
You guys are fucking wacked.
If you think smoking crack is intense, try shooting yourself in the head, it's killer!
-=Renegade=-
irc.radicalirc.net irc.all-defiant.org
I saw this movie in a class today, and it shows how crack affects your brain, i dont want to get into it, just hear this. if you dont stop now, ur gonna be FUCK UP FOR LIFE AND UR GONNA DIE, witch u deserve if u smoke crack in the first place fuck heads.
Okay, so this is super old so probably no one will see it, but if someone does...I've never smoked crack. I love coke but it's so expensive, I was thinking of turning some of my powdered coke into crack (with a recipie on erowid) to streach it out, would this work? Is this a good idea? (since I will never be able to buy crack because there's just something about me that makes people not want to sell me drugs--I have NO drug connections, it's pathetic) Also, can I use my pyrex meth pipe to smoke it?
Oh, and I agree about there not being nearly enough practical information online.
thanks to anyone who sees this and answers!
this is the funniest web site ever, i hope you real crack heads know that this was all just a joke
Meg, I'm thinking of doing the same thing. I love lines of coke, but it's so expensive to do. And of course....when it's around you can never keep it. :(
From what i've read that should work. 1 Ounce of Coke is 250 vials of crack. The crack should also get you higher, at least I hope so. Just be carefull so you don't get addicted to crack. I hear it's much harder to stop then coke.
I started the art of crack smoking when I was about 12 years old. I really didn't think the teachers would miss me that much in class.Smokin' in the boys room started as just a one time thing.Ya'll knows what I be speakin' bout?1st period English class just didn't seem that important anymore.And oh...boy gym just wasn't the same without that fat hit from the pipe! My 5 foot,56 pound white ass would rule the track field!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stop smoking Crack, You fucking crack head. Do you steal money from your Grandma to buy that shit. Of course you do. You're all FUCKING CRACK HEADS.
Say No to Crack. CRACK KILLS. And it smells bad too.
John, why don't you come over here and suck on my balls...That might make you feel better.
Hey Bitch....I'll kick your fucking teeth down your throat. That is, if you have any teeth left in your head from all the crack you've been smoking.
crack is for bumba clots, what that guy saying crack is the best experance eva,,,,,,,, what about smack
smack is the best hit ever. take yor best orgasem u ever had, muliyply it by a million...and yor still no wher near as good as it fells to shoot junk.......
the only downer is it mesis up yor life totaly
man fuck all this laughin and bull shit im jus tryin to make a lil money..and all i really wanna know how much to sell the shit for i already know how to make it and everything i jus wanna knwo how much to sell it for that way when i do start slangin i won't get ripped of by these fuckin crack heads or what ever so instead of tellin me on here why don't u e mail me at tulsa_pimp17@yahoo.com and that'll be all i need.....alright i guess im gonna bounce
this is the weirdest thing ive ever seen in my life, you all suck ass, its not that i care that any of you actually smoke crack but its retarded that you go on the computer and talk about it, i doubt even half of you are serious i hope, what the fuck!
Am I doing this wrong? It just doesn't seem to knock my head off. It feels good, but masturbating feels better and I can't do both at the same time.
Anyway, it seems like I get a faster buzz when I let the flame go right into the end of the pipe (probably burning the cookie right up), but a longer buzz if I just heat it with the flame under the pipe. Is one or the other right? How can I get more out of this?
>your story impressed me
>you know you should have stayed wit smoking cuz that's
what you said in the lil story ya wrote right
>you're prttie smart exept for the crack part of your life
>but you should stop cuz it's STUPID
>i only went in to do you smoke crack on google cuz it's 4
project in helth
>Justine age.11
>bye
www.erowid.org has good info
YOU SUCK
I WISH I WERE YOU
HIGH, WISH YOU WERE HERE (-OINE)
i used to do crank just about everyday for 4months and about 2 months ago i got introduced to crack i didnt like it as much as crank at first now i dont know what i would do without it. i steal i lie and cheat just for it. i cried myself to sleep last night because i wanted more. ive smoked about 40-50 boulders this weekend no joke. i wish i never stared, like right now i only have $60 and i owe everyone money i really want 2 go get some but im afraid the 3 or 4 rocks i get will only keep me high for an hour or two then what????
You people calling the people who smoke crack and do coke "dumbasses" and telling them to shoot themselves 'cause its "killer," are dumber than the drug users. I don't smoke crack, or do coke. The hardest thing I'll ever do is marijuana. That's mainly because I'm informed on drugs and know most all the pros and cons of them. The one drug I've always wanted to try was Acid, but won't because it stays in your spine for the rest of your life.
You people who do coke and crack need to be aware that it WILL fuck up your life in the future. I'm not talking about money, friend, and family, etc. You've all heard that before I'm sure. But 75% of people who do coke or crack/free-base, WILL get bipolar. My cousin who is only in his late 30s already suffers from bipolar due to a crack addiction. Bipolar will really fuck up your life. Do some research on the disease if you want to know what awaits you in the future.
Just thought id throw my input into all of this. First af all crack is a fucking deadly drug which takes over peoples lives and anyone who uses it and are still on it are fucking stupid. Try and tell me that the life you are living is a good one whilst you are on that shit.You have a very big problem and dont even know it yet. Crack is the Devils drug, its evil and from my experiance it slowly ruins your lifstyle bit by bit. Get off it as quickly as posible and stay off it for the good of yourself, your family and your friends!!
i thought i could control it too.
and i did for a few years. but i kept slowly using more often. and it was fun for a while. but then i was addicted and it wasn't so much fun anymore. as a matter of fact the worst thing is the paranoia that comes with each and every hit. i finally wound up in a hospital. now i've been in recovery for two years. recovery means i have not had any alcohol or drugs for two years. i go to narcotics anonymous meetings and follow the n.a. program. but the worst thing is that i still want to smoke crack.
i thought i knew what i was doing and that i could control my use of crack, but let me tell you, i have never seen anybody control the use of crack - ever.
just remember, if you feel you are out of control, you probably are. just find a narcotics anonymous meeting and go there instead of using.
I smoke crack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Well, I typed in "I love to smoke crack" on google and look what i got... I really thank you guys for filling me with positive laughing energy!
i remember the first time i did crack shit it was good!!i took in a fat hit held it in then blew it out it blew my mind it was like deep space nine type shit. oooyeah if i was you i would go get some rocks and go to town!!!
crack is ok in moderation. it takes a certain type of person to use it recreationaly.if you have an addictive personality
and no ambition in life, don't fuck with it.it will destroy you. i have been ripped off, had a gun pulled on me,had a bum start wacking off in my car after he got high,crazy shit.the high goes away so fast it's not worth doing unless you got a bunch.i suggest having some booze and weed on hand to take the edge off.i wouldn't suggest doing it more than every once every few months if you like it. it will get you if you over do it.
Well, I've done it. I tried crack.
So what I did was get a glass tube and a copper choreboy. Cut off a piece of the choreboy and burnt off the copper then stuffed it into the tube. Put the rock on the copper and got my lighter ready.
It took a few hits to get the hang of it, but when I did it felt real nice :) Then I'd push the copper to the other side of the pipe and collect the resin. Overall I'd say it's a 8/10 Hopefully next time it will get better.
Oh, and one thing people here forgot to bring up. Holy Fuck my finger got burned from the hot ass lighter. I ended up with a nice blister on my thumb. Next time I'm using 2 lighters and switching off.
2 parts coke 1 part baking soda a little water and some heat under a spoon it will form on the top scrape it off with a coin. Good coke should retun 1 to 1. A glass pipe sold as flower tubes at mini-mart will not burns. Chore boy or other copper scouring pad for a screen heat it first and burn off finish (tastes bad).
If you broke just chip. $20 here $40 there. As with all things moderation.
Yea, ok... so I smoke crack too, and ya know... unfortunatly I do enjoy it. No, actually I enjoy it ALOT. But, anyway, that's not why I'm here....
I'm looking for ideas on additional smoking methods. I've done the metal pipe. I've done the glass pipe. I've tried the cig ash on a pot pipe... I'm getting bored (though NOT bored enough to try the light-blub pipe idea... no thanks) -------- SO, anyone got any clever ideas for me? I really need a different way to smoke.
Oh, and by the way... IF you use a metal pipe you can AVOID those burnt lips by finding a pen with those nice rubber finger grips. I'm currently using a **WELL CLEANED** tire-gauge stem (contains a shit load of oils to maintain lubrication --- lay it on your stove burner and fry that bitch on high for about 10 minutes... when it stops smoking let it cool NATURALLY (DON'T EVER PUT A HOT PIPE IN ANYTHING WET -- you think metal gets hot now? HAHAHAHA -- a forced cooling fucks the metal up, resulting in a pipe that gets ALOT hotter, 20x faster than it ever did before!!!) then rinse well with HOT water. Dry, add burnt chore-boy, add a fat ass rock, and enjoyyyyyyyyyyyy!), so the rubber grip fits perfectly! Just a thought... ;)
1.) Yes, I do smoke crack
2.) Yes, I am addicted to crack 3.) Yes, crack is very addictive 4.) Yes, crack can (and more likly than not) destroy you in too many ways to list here 5.) Yes, I have spent 40 months of my life in prison because of crack (stealing from employer) 6.) Yes, I *AM* stealing from my current employer 6.) Yes, I would give ANYTHING (and I truly mean ANYTHING) to go back to my teen years before I was exposed to "dude, you gotta try this..." 7.) Yes, if your smoking on a regular basis or go on binges that last for days (or weeks... pointing the finger at myself right now) you are probably addicted to crack. 8.) Yes, that little voice inside your head that's telling you you have to stop because your ruining your life is absolutly 100% correct....
If you've never tried crack, I would HIGHLY recommend that you *****NEVER***** do. Anyone who ever recommends smoking rock has absolutly no regard for human life. I'm not trying to bash anyone, but how can you HONESTLY tell people to try this shit? 90% of you that have praised crack on here can bash the shit out of me, but you cannot lie to yourselves, you know the shit has made life FAR from enjoyable. The other 10% are probably the dealers knowing how us crack-heads are: Get us to try it JUST ONCE, and we'll be back for more and will continue to until either of us get our asses locked-up, we find another connection cuz we're hiding from you because we owe you so much money, or we die.
Crack has ruined my life once and I paid the price for that by spending my 20th, 21st, 22nd and 23rd birthdays, Christmas's, New Year's and all those other holidays we USED to enjoy, in prison. But more importantly, I paid the price by not being able to spend time with friends and family that died while I was sitting in a fucking prison. Know what it's like having a friend that is just so important to you, that you used to hang-out with every single day, that you'd do anything in the world for suddenly die? Its devistating. It's even worse when you weren't around to say goodbye, or to say those things that you wish had been said sooner.
Like I said above, I do enjoy smoking it, but I know in my heart I'm forcing myself to enjoy it because I cannot stop. Believe me when I say that I have tried to quit, but... I can't. I'm trying to avoid having to deal with the fuckin mess I've made by smoking this shit... and we all do it by smoking even more. Fuckin logical eh? The crack-head in me doesn't give a shit... the better part of me knows all this, wants to quit and attempt to fix all the fuck-ups, but the crack-head wins. He wins every fuckin time. It's a shitty ass feeling knowing you have absolutly NO control... knowing no matter what your goals in life are, knowing your deepest desires will never even remotly come close to happening. I guarentee there is not a single person in the world who when asked what they wanted to be when they grew up responded with "A complete and total failure". Remember those miscellaneous things that you were so proud of achieving... the stories of how you did this, and how you did that because you wanted everyone to know the good job you had done?? mmm hmmm... None of that will matter after crack.
This is a true, heart-felt message to everyone and anyone... do whatever it takes to stay away from this shit. I wouldn't wish what I'm going thru on my worst enemy. Life was never meant for it to be so fucked up... enjoy it while you have it and keep it as long as as your body will allow.
-- Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA
Sorry to hear about that. I only do it once in awhile (every other weekend) so I don't think i'm addicted. I have to say I really enjoy it as well. That said, it's not somthing that should be done every day, or every other day for that matter. One thing I notice is that whenever I buy it, no matter how much I had planned on doing that night, I always end up doing it all. I can never save any. Oh well. I guess it's a good thing I only do it 2 times a month then. hehe. Take care, Milwaukee WI
Anyways, does anyone know of a website where I could buy a Pyrex glass tube, 4 inches or so? All the glass tubes I got are to small and I burn my lips and fingers.
I'm glad to hear that you can control it somewhat better that I can... it's a bitch living in a city that has the shit on every street corner eh?
Anyway, I wish you the best neighbor! Stay strong, and stay in control... it'll rip your life to shreads if you let it.
-- Milwaukee, Wisconsin
keep smoking that brillo (crack for all you fake feinds) you make me rich i was straight serving G's of powder ut i couldnt get any true repeat customers then my homeboy came down with the gingerbread recipe FUCK i got like 30 feidns that call me constantly all day i also love the fact that base-heads are soo feinish that they never care to see there sack on a scale all they care about is another hit in the pipe i love my cola i shove around 2-3 g's of coke in my nose daily but i can still walk away from it for weeks at a time, so sor all those who want to be sucsesfull in the drug game buy a ball sniff a gram and sell the rest but never ever get high on your sellin supply, CRACK cocaine is for dirty fiends lines are for the dealers ive never ever met a happy sucessful crack head and if you think that im full of shit good because i have nothing to prove to a bunch of feinds on the web oh yea im typing this wia wireless internet on my lappy-top sittin at mickyD;s in my montero sport LD that CRACK bought me fuck off you feinds you all be dead before your 50 but i love your money keep that comming (oh yea meth is dirty and cheap it will kill yo ass alot faster than the A-1)
Drugs are great & all, but moderation is key. Don't let shit like this run your lives because eventually DRUGS will be all you're living for.
hey if you guys wanna smoke crack cool that up to you. but let me tell you its nothing pretty, i just met my brother's about three years ago and 3/8 are crack heads. i let one of my brothers come live with me for about 6 months and all he did was put me through hell. i know he didnt mean to do some of the things he did but the drugs just take over you and control everything u do. in the past 3 years i belive i have seen it all when it comes to that shit. guys...they go out robbing shit,even if its just for 1 rock...girls...they do the same thing but most of the time they just do sexual favors for men or women fuck even both. i grew up in chicago then i moved to oaklawn... and i thought the city was bad. when i moved to the suburbs i met more crack heads than i did in the city. for those of you that do coke stick with that cause crack just aint worth it...u can loose ur job,family everything...trust me....i know ur tempted to try it just that one time but u gotta fight it. that one time might get u hook for life...my brother would smoke it around me and i was tempted cause i liked the smell of it...but all i had to do was look at him and see how bad it fucked up his life and i never wanted to be like that and it worked...so for those of you that smoke crack...get help...and for those of you that wanna try it...DON'T
the garcia y vega cigars come in glass tubes, but you have to use a torch and a nail to make a hole in one end... hold the tube wrapped up in a cloth or something and hold the nail in a pair of pliers. heat them both at the same time and gently push the nail into the tube. you might want to have a few of the tubes because they can crack if you heat them wrong... be carefull and wear gloves and safety goggles at least because every now and then they can explode.
Wow a lot of info on crack hmmm, yes, a lot of info....but something is missing....oh i know years of experience doing this drug....addicted or not YOU CAN'T Control it....but for a loooong time you will believe you have...you will understand and be in complete control....but then you wake up wondering how did I get this far....wait nooo....I am in control....but you are to far....YOU CANNOT CONTROL CRACK....The DRUG will control you...IT WILL CHANGE YOU....it is the ultimate metaporphosis drug....not just stealing and losing family and friends....eventually you are not the same no matter how much think you are or that you can return to a state you use to be in...you can't your brain will NEVER allow you to be the same guy you used to be....NEVER! You will eventually lose your power to control your life and lose the ability to keep clear thoughts in your head....In the end with no friends or family, and no money or mental stability you will die alone....but hey it's a good high, huh?
you are stupid if you try to tell me crack, dirt, cr, bigc, or some straigght ice, is good out of a metal pipe, you best stay the fuck up for atleast a month and the wright another report about it
IM GLAD ALL YOU THINK CRACK IS BETER THAN SEX, BECAUSE IT WILL RUIN YOUR SEX LIFE. YOUR BOYFREIND WONT BE ABLE O GET IT UP ANYMORE.....WHATS WORSE .......YOU WONT GIVE A SHIT. WHEN YOU START FIGHTING OVER THE BIGGER HIT, YOUR ALMOST AT THE END. MAN I WISH I COULD QUIT
dont smoke crack everyday that is just something to do every few months or so. REMEMBER THAT! try smoking speed it last a hell of a lot longer and not as addictive at all.
noone should smoke crack at all but if you really want to do not use a can with cig ashes on it. you are wasting your shit you might as well not be smoking it. go to a convient store and ask for a love rose they will no what you are talking about. then go get a brilloe pad with none of the soap shit on it if there is burn it off. then get a little piece off of it and push down in your pipe with a close hanger or something straight and pack it down in there tight. and you will never go back to a can. trust me.
Meg, if you want to buy crack go to a part of town that you know is a drug neighborhood or a black community is where i get mine. just drive around and if you see someone standing at a corner or in a front yard with there hands in there pockets 9 time out of 10 they are selling crack. make another comment if this helps.
YOU ARE A BUNCH OF STUPID FUCKS IM SURE NONE OF YOU HAVE EVER EVEN SEEN CRACK AND THAT DUMBASS THAT WAS TALKIN ABOUT HERION RIPPED THAT LINE OFF OF TRAINSPOTTING DAMN
I've read enough to realize that crack users are not only their worst ememies, but also for anyone willing to listen to them. To screw up your life with drugs is one thing, but to encourage others to do it is worse than what you're doing to yourself. You make crack seem like it's something good and it's not. Yes, you get a great high, but remember this: You smoke crack now to feel good, but before you know it, you're going to be smoking it to keep from feeling bad and that's where, my friend, the rubber meets the road. When you lose your job, family, friends; when no one will trust you in their home, when you're living anywhere you can nasty and smelling like a skunk, when all you can think
about is getting another rock--then boast about how wonderful crack is. But don't take my word for it, just look around at other crack addicts....I'm willing to bet that they thought they could handle it too. My daughter is a crack addict. She had a marriage, 5 kids and loads of loving relatives. She was smart, cute, witty and so much fun to be around. Now she's living wherever she can and doing God knows what to get her high. In the meantime, she's missing out on watching her kids grow up. She missing all our holidays and special times. This is something that can't be replaced. This Mother's day, I don't have a child to hug me and say I love you. There will be no Mother's day lunch the same as there was no Christmas celebration, no Easter. Her selfish act has broken my trust in her and it at times hurts so bad that I actually think I hate her for the way she's hurt us so. In closing, THERE IS NOTHING GOOD ABOUT CRACK. DON'T ENCOURAGE OTHERS TO MESS UP THEIR LIVES BECAUSE YOU CHOOSE TO MESS UP YOURS.
Sign me,
Heartbroken Mom in Virginia
How about its ability to get cunt mothers off your back? Not having to go to family functions? Not having to look after your 5 unwanted children?
Those all sound like good things to me. Smoke up, kiddies!!! Jesus demands it!
jeff why in the hell would you say something like that? you must be the biggest fucken crackhead alive!
Firstly, ....anyone who has written anything positive about crack is quite frankly outta they're fuk'n minds! I hear/read people discussing about they're good crack experiences and find it hard to believe! You will basically loose your career, family, home, relationship and anything else you may have left.... that is ofcourse if you haven't given it to the dealer or taken it to the pond shop.Do yourself a favor and shoot yourself in the head cause that's what crack will do ..with a slow bullet.
look people why do you want to smoke crack? anyone will tell you that the first time you are addicted so why try it in the first place? if you want to try any kind of drug smoke weed. its not very addictive, cheaper, and will get you fucked up longer. and you wont get made fun of for smoking pot. and if you get caught with that you are not going straight to prison. and if you dont have it you will not go around and steal shit just for a sack. and it wont make your teeth fall out and make you look like shit. well i gave a few reasons not to smoke crack so hopefully some of you out there will take my advice.
1.) Yes, I do smoke crack
2.) Yes, I am addicted to crack 3.) Yes, crack is very addictive 4.) Yes, crack can (and more likly than not) destroy you in too many ways to list here 5.) Yes, I have spent 40 months of my life in prison because of crack (stealing from employer) 6.) Yes, I *AM* stealing from my current employer 6.) Yes, I would give ANYTHING (and I truly mean ANYTHING) to go back to my teen years before I was exposed to "dude, you gotta try this..." 7.) Yes, if your smoking on a regular basis or go on binges that last for days (or weeks... pointing the finger at myself right now) you are probably addicted to crack. 8.) Yes, that little voice inside your head that's telling you you have to stop because your ruining your life is absolutly 100% correct....
If you've never tried crack, I would HIGHLY recommend that you *****NEVER***** do. Anyone who ever recommends smoking rock has absolutly no regard for human life. I'm not trying to bash anyone, but how can you HONESTLY tell people to try this shit? 90% of you that have praised crack on here can bash the shit out of me, but you cannot lie to yourselves, you know the shit has made life FAR from enjoyable. The other 10% are probably the dealers knowing how us crack-heads are: Get us to try it JUST ONCE, and we'll be back for more and will continue to until either of us get our asses locked-up, we find another connection cuz we're hiding from you because we owe you so much money, or we die.
Crack has ruined my life once and I paid the price for that by spending my 20th, 21st, 22nd and 23rd birthdays, Christmas's, New Year's and all those other holidays we USED to enjoy, in prison. But more importantly, I paid the price by not being able to spend time with friends and family that died while I was sitting in a fucking prison. Know what it's like having a friend that is just so important to you, that you used to hang-out with every single day, that you'd do anything in the world for suddenly die? Its devistating. It's even worse when you weren't around to say goodbye, or to say those things that you wish had been said sooner.
Like I said above, I do enjoy smoking it, but I know in my heart I'm forcing myself to enjoy it because I cannot stop. Believe me when I say that I have tried to quit, but... I can't. I'm trying to avoid having to deal with the fuckin mess I've made by smoking this shit... and we all do it by smoking even more. Fuckin logical eh? The crack-head in me doesn't give a shit... the better part of me knows all this, wants to quit and attempt to fix all the fuck-ups, but the crack-head wins. He wins every fuckin time. It's a shitty ass feeling knowing you have absolutly NO control... knowing no matter what your goals in life are, knowing your deepest desires will never even remotly come close to happening. I guarentee there is not a single person in the world who when asked what they wanted to be when they grew up responded with "A complete and total failure". Remember those miscellaneous things that you were so proud of achieving... the stories of how you did this, and how you did that because you wanted everyone to know the good job you had done?? mmm hmmm... None of that will matter after crack.
This is a true, heart-felt message to everyone and anyone... do whatever it takes to stay away from this shit. I wouldn't wish what I'm going thru on my worst enemy. Life was never meant for it to be so fucked up... enjoy it while you have it and keep it as long as as your body will allow.
-- Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA
I used to smoke rock but one day I got some bad shit, got real speedy and anxious, hands started sweating, heart palpitating... even felt numbness in my head and arms, loss of balance and other stuff. Ever since then, when I'd smoke, the anxiety about having a stroke or heart attack outweighed the rush, and I eventually just quit.
I'm glad it turned out this way, but I hope I didn't already do some permanent damage to my heart. (to this day I get heart flutters, and feel like I'm gonna pass out if I drink too much caffeine, weird stuff like that)
But damn, starting a habit is easy if you know where the bad part of town is.
I know a rich guy who started somking crack. Now he's in a rehab center in Minnesota. He pawned his 50,000$ acura for 50 bucks of rock. Then, he stole and pawned his boy car, 40,000, with two ounces of coke in it, for 150 bucks of rock. Crack is crack. If you smoke it you're fucked. Doesnt matter how rich or poor you are. (well it does, but the end result is them same). I think that anyone who smokes crack deserves to get shot like that crackhead that O-Dog shot in "Menace 2 Society"
Interesting, as I smoke crack weekly...
Glass stems rule, but you know that... Crack and sex will keep you (and me) smoking for the next twenty years... Crack is bad, but so is sex w/strangers, sex w/no condom, and I love to have a woman naked and bent over when I take my first hit...
crack is addictive, but if you can stop for a day or two, then it's over, basically. So stop for a day or two.
By the way, maybe if Amerka weren't so boring, we wouldn't have such a bad crack problem. Crack doesn't seem to be as prevalent in more interesting countries. Maybe boring isn't the word... it's like, fast food, DSL, Strip malls, Action Films, 7-11, Crack.
Crack dealers are such disgusting lowlives, it's best you make it yourself then give them money. They are parasites to their own communities and should all go to school and become stockbrokers. Stockbrokers are actually the worst people in the world, because to make it to any position of power, they have to spend years stealing money from gullible people. At least televangelists make people think they are getting in good with the lord.
So you know how to chef..?
What's your qualification to say just stop for a day or two and it's over? Are you serious, or just kidding?
tweakers will rip you off. Go soft and cook it yourself. time your hits and keep the spacing at least 15 minutes. Go for longer. This is how you put the beast down. 2 years clean on my own, but yah, still get those strong urges. It is a loaded gun...
It's funny how all you people are on here telling innocent children and teens that it is ok to smoke crack. How would you feelif your child came across this message are your lil sister or brother. America needs to wake up and realize that our world is coming to the end. Have you confessed your sins? All you who are smoking crack is going to hell and will not have eternal life in a great resting place. For those children who see this website go talk to your parents, grandparents, counselor,aunts, uncles whoever you may be able to find an answer from because none of these people have the answer.
>How would you feelif your child came across this message are your lil sister or brother.
Probably pretty good, knowing that my kids would be less naive than yours.
>America needs to wake up and realize that our world is coming to the end.
Yay! I live in Canada. We already know it is coming to an end. Er.. I think last I checked the expiry date on Earth was a few billion years. Or unless nutty religious zealots help bring it along.
>All you who are smoking crack is going to hell and will not have eternal life in a great resting place.
Hell? Horray! Frankly Cuba seems like a great resting place right now...
>For those children who see this website go talk to your parents, grandparents, counselor,aunts, uncles whoever you may be able to find an answer from because none of these people have the answer.
Go to parents: "Go ask your father.. Go ask your mom... Go watch TV and stop bothering me..."
Grandparents: "When are you going to come see me, since your parents dumped me in this old folks home?"
Counsellor/Teacher: "Sorry we're underfunded, and can't support you, please come back later."
Yes kids, lets not forget to go to your local priests ... They'll definately show you some answers, especially you cute little boys! Not only will your church turn a blind eye to it, they'll just move the priest to a new location. Coming to a church near you!
Take your blah blahing about God and America elsewhere. The United States of America is(are) not the centre of the universe.
And so far as teenagers talking to their parents about drugs goes. Some teenagers have real assholes for parents, and it's easier to just do drugs than approach them for discussion.
Crack 4 Life! Mack the Knife!
If any overly gullible children read this website, the crack will be the least of their problems.
Any parent who allows their kids to roam the net unsupervised is negligent, in exactly the same way they're negligent if they allow their child to roam alone in the streets of a big city. It's the parent's responsibility, not the website operators.
America needs to wake up and realize that our world is coming to the end.
If that's true, then what harm will a little crack-smoking do?
k, ive smoked and sold rock for 5 years ,made grands,smoked at least 14 grams a night, dealing 24 hours a day to hookers and crackheads,, it was good for a while, but i snapped the fuck out of it got my life together, and only pray to god for savin me..now im a drug addiction counsellor..funny thing is im only 23 years old....SNAP THE FUCK OUT OF IT U CRACKHEADS...only jesus can SAVE YOU
You're a drug addiction cousellor? Kick ass! Does it pay well? I hope so, since it apparently doesn't require literacy, logical thinking, or honesty, it sounds like just the right gig for me.
Slack, here I come!!
honestly... smoking crack (usually out of a cheap glass stem or expensive pyrex pipe) feels really fucking great. little kids who have never tried it and joke about it it wouldn't know. i won't recommend it... obviously many people fuck up their lives with it. still, smoking cocaine is a wonderful high, and those who have tried it know exactly what I mean. 1-3 minutes of complete and utter headspace, followed by a cocaine buzz... and chasing the dragon. each party session will cost you approx. 60-150 dollars depending on how much and how many you party with... and the day later can be shit (depending upon how much speed it is cut with.) drink a lot of alcohol with it, will lesson the come down. otherwise... it is a crazy and intense high. aleister crowley's favorite! D
I've been doing lines for about a year now. started smoking about 3 months ago. I think about it all the time. It sucks. I love the high more than anything. The guy from Milwaukee is right on. So this sucks but I need to ask a question and this forum is the closest thing I've found to good info. Is freebasing with Ammonia worth it (versus baking soda)? and how does one go about getting the best yield?
Is freebasing with Ammonia worth it (versus baking soda)?
I've found that you don't actually have to freebase ammonia. Just snort it straight out of the bottle. It's awesome.
and how does one go about getting the best yield?
Find a straw with the largest diameter that will fit in your nostril. Buy the ammonia by the gallon at a discount store, too.
Obviously there are some people on here that enjoy smoking crack. And regardless of wether or not that is right or wrong, its not going to change -- we will still like smoking forever. So since you have given advice before, maybe this time you could try giving some useful advice. There are enough sophomoric individuals. Try lending a hand. Peace.
ALL I HAVE TO SAY IVE BEEN SMOKIN 22YRS. QUIT FOR 5 YRS ONE TIME. BEEN THOUGH ALOT OF SHIT BECAUSE OF IT ----BUT I LIKE IT AND ITS MT DRUG OF CHOOSE````````````YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAA
Look here clingons....I have a masters degree in freebasing and a minor in crack. I was out on sebatical for a while & WHALLA!!! I came back around and shit changed...need I say for the worse. Whoever that mother fucker is that switched up on us ought to be shot for sure. Now its CRACK You're fuckin right its crack and it is about as good anymore as the shit that comes from MYYYY CCCCRRRAAACCCKKK...Damn, I have been reduced to smoking out of a little glass ROSE pipes (purchased at my indian owned convenience store) that I used to sell wholesale for parts on people's water pipes. Now what the fuck happened? Can somebody fill me in?
If I complete my mission and find that sick mother fucker, you need not worry....FREE WILL BE BACK!!!!!
dont fuk wit that crack shit. i kno somebody who tried to sell her baby fo that shit. it ruin ya life. if u gonna do anything smoke weed. it aint addictive and wont fuk u up. i aint smoked no weed in 3 weeks and i never crave it. i only smoke weed when i got tha money. my sista used to be a pothead and all of a sudden she stopped. she stopped fo 3 years. take my advice dont fuck wit that white
Im 21 and i do this once in a while, When im out i feel realy dumb cos i went and wasted my money on a few seconds of high.
Right now im getting off the high, and it sucks, its a wast of money and is extemly adictive (This is the truth).
If you try crack, no mater how stupid you are, read these words, YOU ARE FUCKED IF YOU TRY CRACK.
I hope you understand.
i was on crack for 2 years.my best friend an i.crack an
porn go together.it replaced things in my life i used it for excuses.it ruined a long friendship.i should have been dead or in jail.yeah the blast is great its orgasmic it made me horny beond belief.when it gos away your body an mind freak out an want another an another.when its gone youll want more an youll do or say anything to get it.if you think you can control it your so full of shit its got you.it was so good it ruined me.ive been off for 2 years gained 50 solid pounds look and feel good. i do get the itch i wont lie .i just think of the other side looking around on the floor like a rat to a cheese crum an losing all self respect for myself.if you havent tried it STAY AWAY smoke pot it lasts longer but not the same.if you are only you can stop by a descion.go do something else.and i didnt mention the fact of severe paranoia.
I've been off it for 5 months now. How?? Well, first a week in the hospital. No, not detox...I was hit by a car that ran a red light. I needed physical therapy that I couldn't afford except that an old school friend of mine who lives in rural Georgia is married to a physical therapist. They were kind enuff to invite me there and I got the therapy for free in exchange for watching their kids after school. It was all a revelation - not a religious one because I don't beleive in god. Good people, nice small town life.
Now I'm back home (L.A.) where it's easy to find the stuff. So far (3 weeks) so good. Yep, I get the urges. I remember how good it felton the way up. But then I try to remember how bad it felt when that $100 bucks ran out and I was on my hands and knees looking for crumbs, and how I felt all tne next day too...leg cramps, totally drained, depressed, angry at myself. I don't preach and I don't judge. I've done lots of drugs in my life (everything you can think of that doesn't require a needle). There's been good and bad from all of them. I just realize that it's time for me to stop, that this is my best chance to stop. yeah, I'll miss it. In fact I hope I can always say I miss it. To everybody out there: have fun with it if that's your desire & good luck leaving it if that's your desire.
my life has been all fucked up ever sincwe my mom started smokin crack now i have no mom no aunt and its all because of you people !!!!! telling people to smoke crack ...and we have alot of money but guess what u got money you smoke crack you die from overdose ..... thatnks to you all fucking crack head you will all die and burn in hell forever fuck you over abnd out dick head cock suckers
I guess I've spent about $5000 over the past few months on the shit. $600 on Saturday alone. Up till 4 last nite smoking & now its Monday and I'm at work. Its ruining my life. The guilt for spending so much money on stupid shit is overwhelming. I hope I can make it 30 days w/out it then I don't think I'll touch it again. Sure, its a great high, for about 5 seconds. I'm disgusted with myself. My thumbs are burnt, my lungs are fucked. I've made this one nigga particularly rich and I'm broke as fuck. I'm just gonna have to leave town to get away from it. change of scene. i mean the fucking dealers come to my house pushing it. i think i'll go puke now
Hi. I jsut happened to stumble on this website and I actually like it. Now I'm not a crack smoker, or any smoker at all really, (I don't think weed really counts as a drug)but I was just wondering if anyone could give me some info. I am writing a movie about a drug addict and what he has to go through in life and how he deals with his addiction. Now I know somethings but definitely not enough to write a depictive account of what it's truly like. So if anyone could give me any info on any of this I would appreciate it. Also, if you would like to be recognized in the closing credits, you can give me you first and last name, or just make one up, and I will be sure to put them in. Thank you.
Write what you know, idiot. You don't know crack, so don't write a script about a crack addict.
Actually, don't bother writing a script at all. It will suck, guaranteed!
Unless you're in high school. Then it's still okay to write shit.
dont listen to jeff because it really do hurt to you see your family members sucking penis and eating pu##y just to get a damn rock dont ever use crack please.............
You should try this with your girlfriend
get her to drink a lot of beer but dont let her pee!
then when you figure she just about cannot hold it any more
put out a $10 rock of crack and put it into a pipe
get her to smoke the whole rock and watch her screem
in ecstacy as she wets herself and gets the crack buzz
at the same time....
I tried that by myself, boy does it work great
except I ruined a $1500 suit.
Hey, why the f*ck are annonymous meatheads f*ckin posting here? If you r a crack smoker have a look @ the posts on this page and realise that it would be a very enjoyable read over a coupla crack pipes - that is, if all of these annonymous posts from meathead, player hating, apple pie f*cking, non-crack smoking c*nts were removed.
If you don't like crack...f*ck off and die you f*ckin bunch of meatheaded pricks.
If you do like crack...enjoy and bless thee.
Man...can u believe these f*ckin meatheads?
I have used rock for a couple of to help me get through a tough time. If you are careful, it can help you jump start your day better than 10 hits if expresso!
A 'friend' introduced me to the stone, and it was fine while it was kept to the weekends, but him already being a full blown addict both W & B and me about to inherit a little money he would encourage scoring more and more often. Before I knew it I was addicted and when the inheritence came in it took me just three weeks to smoke £19000.00. cost me my job, marrage and home. Wheres the 'friend'? Moved onto the next sucker with money. Don't do it unless you want to self destruct.
i dont know how many people read these comments but i just thought i would put more info into your heads.....
First off, crack is not expensive its diluted coke pretty much......so if you want to smoke crack, buy coke and make your own its alot cheaper......
Second, i have discovered over my many years of slangin that many people are like me, coke and crack just dont work anymore so we just sell the shit and get the bigger and better drug meth(shards, glass) the shit costs twice as much but its worth it...........
Third, on tv they always try and tell you that meth or coke or crack are addictive, but it is a proven fact that they arent at all....it becomes a habit and that isnt hard at all to break if you cant break a habit you shouldnt be doing drugs..........it would just be a waste of money, those kind of people are who you can call crack heads and crack whores.........
if any of this shit doesnt make sense read it over...ive been up 3 days and have to go to work
peace
I smoked crack yeah and it did ruin my life my mother doesn't treat me the same or my younger brother 14yrs old or my older brother 25yrs old yeah i know my lil brother looked up to me i know i fucked up. Even if you have the money$ dont do it unless you wanna ruin your life. You gets hella addicted to it the 1st time you do it and it fucks your head all up you dont even no what your doing half the time so my advice even thou you been threw bad times like being raped at 8 yrs old growing up with out a father have a mother working all the time plus haveing a illness at 8yrs.old and still have it going on for 8 yrs.now (valley fever) shit happens but dont make things worse think before you act or you'll end up dead or end up trying to kill yourself or some1 for that matter cuz that shit getz deep in you bring the real feelingz out ey well thaz my lil short version dont do crack im outz
alratoz Angel xiv por vida
It is so sad that people can get on-line and find a better way to use crack. It doesn't matter if the pipe is metal, glass or some other form, your ignorant ass may be winning in that 15 minute high but your losing a hell of a lot more in reality. I've never been a user and I pray that I never will be. The United States is so fucked up!!!!!!!!!! What sense does it make to spend government money making it undercover and then trying to make the population believe you're actually trying to get rid of it? You stupid fools, the drug dealers care nothing about your dumd asses. Their children are not going without food, clothes, basic survival needs or money. I guarantee you yours are. How could you be so weak to allow a drug that's killing you slowly to make you do the things you would to get it. Sell your furniture, sell your foodstamps, sell your ass, suck someone off, be talked to like dirt, lie about everything and hurt everyone and the worst thing i've seen is selling your children. How can you take their innocent life and ruin it by prostituting them. How can we have a bright future with stupid as crackheads for parents???? Those of you who think you're not hurting anyone, think again.
You people who do coke and crack need to be aware that it WILL fuck up your life in the future. I'm not talking about money, friend, and family, etc. You've all heard that before I'm sure. But 75% of people who do coke or crack/free-base, WILL get bipolar. My cousin who is only in his late 30s already suffers from bipolar due to a crack addiction. Bipolar will really fuck up your life. Do some research on the disease if you want to know what awaits you in the future.
( that's from ryan...)
Okay, Ryan. I'm Bipolar. Should I smoke rock?
Oh, and Ryan honey,you don't ''become'' bipolar. You're born with it. It's a chemical imbalance inside your brain that makes your moods swing up and down like crack. Smoking crack doesn't make that happen to you. YOUR MOM SMOKING ROCK WHEN SHE WAS PREGNANT WITH YOU MAKES YOU BIPOLAR! Actually just kidding on that one. All doctors know is that being bipolar is passed to you genetically and that there is no cure but yet we got all these different types of fucking medication to help 'calm' people down. FUCK THE MEDS! SMOKE CRACK!
Jezzie Bell The Scary C r a c k Dealer
hey baby talk about some fucked up motherfuckers how u ganna share that with the fucking world!
I LOVE CRACK IVE BEEN HOOKED FOR ALMOST 6 YEARS NOW I DONT NEED A REAL JOB ALL U NEED IS A PAIR OF ARMS AN LEG TO SNATCH AND RUN!
I first tried crack when i was 24 i'm now 32.....still doing it not as often...just when i have the money.I spend thousands on it..my boyfriend got me hooked on it in 1997....fuck i never did any drugs until then...shit.Now i am commited to it i'll do anything for it...almost.when i'm on crack i'll fuck anyone man or woman i'ts great beyond anything of the normal human experience....a total oragasm.I once sucked a black guys cock on crack just for fun hell i'm gay anyway.I once ate out my friend Lillians pussy and fucked her and i'm gay....But really i do get sexual when i'm on it.But watch it you can get into trouble with your relationships...family and friends i actually stole from my parents to get it,did jail but i'ts better now .I only do it twice ayear now but its all i think about funny eh? peace out.
Just moved back from San Jose, CA and am looking for a connect. if you got a hook-up email me at uclarpe2003@yahoo.com
Peace,
P-tec
You've been smoking a month and don't know if your addicted? News Flash... you're addicted.
Best high I ever had in my life, first blast, wait 15 seconds, second blast, then exhale and bury my face in a pussy. Total complete exstacy, right up to the point where I lost my job, having used the company card for cash advances to buy crack, lost my home, wife divorced me. Now sober 5 years... tens of thousands of dollars spent on crack and dancer chicks who suck a pipe then your dick.
If I could drop a bomb on every coca producing field and destroy it, I would. NEVER, NEVER take the first hit as an experiment or "just to try". The addiction propertys are overwhelming and it knows no bounds, educated, un-educated, rich, or poor. STAY AWAY FROM IT, it will destroy you and can do it from the very first hit. By the way, the first time you try it is no where near the second or third when it really kicks in, by that time YOUR FUCKED.
I just smoked crack for the first time and I have to say it's overrated. Smoking methamphetamines > smoking crack. The smoke smells and tastes like burning electronic circuit boards. Not as bad as the taste of smoked salvia but it's pretty bad. The high was short and confusing. I don't think I will smoke crack ever again.
First of all, people who are actively smoking crack, dont go on the internet, because they would have pawned their computer. Second of all, the only way to smoke crack is out of a stem(glass pipe). Third of all, when i smoked crack, i couldnt and wouldnt stop until everything i had was gone. You people are talking about saving some for the morning? What the fuck is that shit? Saying crack is fun? Are you fucking for real? Its fun for about the first half hour and after that, you're just chasing a high that you simply can't achieve. So fuck all you guys that say crack is a good drug cause i know 90% of the people on this shit have never done it!
I THINK ALL OF YOU CRACK HEADS NEED TO GROW-UP AND TAKE ACTION FOR ALL OF YOUR ACTIONS!! DO YOU REALLY THINK DRUGS ARE THE ANSWER TO ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS? THE PROBLEM IS THAT YOU ARE ALL LONELY IN YOUR HEARTS AND YOU THINK DRUGS ARE THE ONLY WAY OUT! WELL LET ME TELL YOU THAT "JESUS LOVES YOU" GOD CAN TAKE ALL OF YOUR LONELYNESS AWAY! JUST GIVE YOUR HEARTS TO JESUS CHRIST TO WASH ALL OF YOUR SINS AWAY. GOD IS THE WAY AND HE CAN HELP FILL IN THE EMPTINESS AWAY. YOUALL NEED TO FIND A CHURCH AND REPENT YOUR SINS BEFORE GOD BEFORE IT IS TO LATE AND YOU ALL DIE AND GO TO HELL! wOULD YOU RATHER SPEND ETERNAL LIFE SUFFERING IN THE PIT OF HELL KNOWING THE ANSWER THIS HOLE TIME WAS JESUS CHRIST OR SPENDING ETERNAL LIFE IN HAPPINESS AND WITH GOD YOUR CREATER? THE BIBLE SAYS THAT EVERY ONE HAS A CHANCE TO HEAR ABOUT CHRIST AND HAVING THEIR SINS WASHED AWAY AND WHETHER YOU TAKE THE OPPORTUNITY OR NOT IS YOUR DECISION. SO NOW IS YOUR DECISION...THINK ABOUT IT IF YOU WERE TO DIE IN SIN RIGHT NOW WHERE WOULD YOU GO?...IF YOU WERE TO STAND IN FRONT OF YOUR CREATOR WHO KNOWS YOUR EVERY SIN AND YOUR EVERY THOUGHT EVERY STRAND OF HAIR ON YOUR HEAD...WHAT WOULD HE TELL YOU. IS YOUR HEART RIGHT? WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO SHOW GOD YOUR PURE HEART? OR IS IT STILL IN SIN. dRUGS IS NOT THE WAS JESUS CHRIST IS SO I WOULD REALLY THINK ABOUT YOUR DECISION ON HOW YOU WANT TO LIVE IN THESE LAST DAYS, BECAUSE LET ME TELL YOU FRIEND JESUS CHRIST IS COMING BACK. SOON!!! WE ARE NOW LIVING IN THE LAST DAYS...WHAT IS YOUR CHOICE HEAVEN OR HELL?........ITS TIME TO MAKE A DECISION GOD IS WATCHING YOU NOW THAT YOU READ THIS AND HE IS ALWAYS GOING TO CONVICT YOU OF YOUR SINS AND MAKE YOU FEEL GUILTY THAT YOU READ THIS AND ARE NOW TURNING YOUR BACK ON HIM...SO GET SAVED GIVE YOUR LIFE TO JESUS CHRIST AND HE'LL HELP YOU FIND YOUR WAY HOME....
You are a hypocritical/judmental believer! let he who is without sin cast the first stone! Dont assume u know what everyone needs because oneday u may be in their shoes! You will be judged as u have judged these people, you are the one that should repent, you are meant to be a light that guides lost souls to the Lord of Lords/king of kings. Take a look at yourself. You have no right to tell people their destined for HELL, wrong, only God can do that! And also, the bible says NO-Person can know when Jesus will return, stop forcing your beliefs on people and start sharing the truth( your not billy graham). i know you were trying help people in need of Gods luv and your intentions were good, but believe me, u need a different approach. Life is about 2 things, LOVE and Change(growth). Have you loved? you cant love others without loving yourself? Have you changed? have u learnt from your mistakes? have you tried your best? Thats what life is about! i am only 20 but for the past 7 years i have battled with drugs, i have been using iv for a few years and it ruined my life. Nothing will compare to the high when i first felt the spirit of God reach inside of me and let me know that i was loved. God is all loving all mercifull and all forgiving. Stop the crap and start immitating Jesus!
who smokes rocks? smoking rocks is the most fucked up drug to do
who smokes a drug that is named after the crack of your ass and makes your heart explode.then u go bald and toothless.I bet almost all crackheads have stolen or gave sexual pleasures to someone that is slowly killing you. dont drop bombs drop acid, smoke herbs. FUCK ALL CRACKHEADS
Be sure to stay away from dora st. and Gold mouthed niggers. cause they will rob you. and if your out of money check the dopemans air conditioner. 9 of 10 times he has dope hidden in there. CaCoo!
I have a good friend on this shit. now,yea I hear people use it to blow away tough times. but what happens when you wake the fuck up one day and find that everything has passed you by? this person could be my future and while he is doing this shit there is no way it is going to happen ever!! no one can quit for someone else. you have to want to quit bad enough for yourself. so good luck to those who choose life instead of death. peace,love & light
alright, the comment by renton was great! i love trainspotting. i use a pyrex pipe but i really wouldn't know what it costs becuase i'm not the one buying it. you see, my best friend owns a business and i work in her shop. she doesn't pay me with money, but with lines of coke, rocks, skag, and driving me to my weed dealer's house. i do it quite a lot, but i've never actually paid for it. tehe.
is where your whole life will go..Have you ever heard of anyone doing anything SUCCESSFUL with a glass pipe in their mouth? I smoked for two and a half years straight...with my boyfriend, the baserchaser, and let me tell you what resulted...little things always start dissapearing, then jewelry, art objects, then your car gets loaned out for rocks, car gets recovered but now you've got an $800 impound fee, house gets robbed, computers & tv's dissapear, furniture is gone...dealers must be paid as they know where you live and where your children go to school...try functioning like this for two years and not lose your mind!
If that's the good life...anyone who does not quit smoking must have heaven & hell confused.
Yes, I know what good base is like; there is no more one-drop unless you make it yourself; dealers won't be handing out koochie dope like they did years ago.
The time line is like this: Months 1-3 pretty good, Months 4-8, there paranoia usually sets in...still smoking after a year, you've probably lost touch with your family, friends and job...you've lost 20-25 pounds and if you haven't been good with your dental hygiene, watch out for your rotting teeth. After two years of dope, you've probably been arrested for a couple of misdemeaners/felonies and possibly did a little jail time/and/or your partner has for sure.
Rehab is no good unless you want to quit. No one can tell you but yourself to put that pipe down. It's like this, if you go to a crack house, you'll get high...if you go to the beach, you'll get tan....think about it...don't start and you don't have to stop!
My experience with crack cocaine luckily did not leave me with any charges, diseases (had money; never had to give it up for a rock), but it did cost me a few hundred thousand, three SUV's, full custody of my children, distrusting parents, a boyfriend who ended up in prison for a few years...and I didn't hit a pipe till I was 38...in 2000. Do the math...It's 2005 and although I've squandered my cash, I do hope to tell my story up on the silver screen because it's not mine alone...it will be all of yours, one day.
I think you may have been smoking it wrong.
The first time I smoked rock was with this hot ass guy with whom I would play around with. When we first tried it, he knew of my addictive personality and told me that I would probably get hooked if I smoked it a couple of days in a row. Well he and I both got hooked on it and smoked it almost everyday for over four years, sometimes together, sometimes alone and often with other crack heads we would meet in gay chat rooms or on gay party lines.
Although all the bad stuff that has been mentioned is true and I know it is not good for me, the good times are many. The parts I hate the most are running out of rocks, the crash you feel when it is all gone, waiting for your dealer to deliver which always takes way too long, finding it on the streets without getting ripped off, running out of lighters, and the money that is spent on it. I know it has been a good session if I cough up a ton of black stuff form my lungs. Over time my bf and smoked tens of thousands of dollars in rock together and thousands more individually. We both lost weight that we were pencil thin and had hollow cheeks, but so did some of our friends and we actually looked good. Also, because of the pipes we shared(I think the metal ones more than the glass), we had burnt lips and gum problems. Also, our fingers were scarred from the lighters.
Our sessions usually lasted a couple of days or until all possibilities for more are gone. Often we would go through a several thousand dollars in rocks in a single session.These sessions were something special that he and I shared.The feeling after the first sizzling hit of rock is something that cannot be described. We immediately would get naked and keep going at that pipe whether it was metal or glass. Boy what a feeling of pleasure. He and I would also always shotgun each other after holding it in for as long as possible. There is nothing like a shot gun with a sexy fellow rocks star. We shotgunned every hit in order to enjoy it to the max-plus it was really hot to do. We would then hook up with others whom were into rocks and could contribute to the supplies and start shotgunning them. Once they were up to speed and had their clothes were off, the fun would start. One friend in particular was especially hot. He too was pretty heavy into rocks and it was great to add him to the mix. It was great to shotgun back and forth with him and then play around while we all took the hits we so desperately craved. As a bareback bottom I can say that sex is so awesome on crack. There is nothing else like it. We would all get into bareback action while taking hits from the pipes.
I did whore sometimes, but usually I enjoyed the encounters. I had encounters with my dealer too who was supposed to be straight! I even had one guy who could not do rocks due to his job but got off on watching my bf and me do rocks, freak, etc. Sometimes I would find guys online or in phone chat rooms to hookup with. One time I hooked up with a really hot guy who had been clean for 2 years who started up again-we had great sex. I also often went to a bath house to meet hookups. I even went to a gay crack house which was really hot.
I know that crack is bad and I would never encourage anyone who hasn't had it to take up the habit. I just want to say that I had some of the best times of my life on rocks and also I know that my life has also had some challenges because of it. I know that it is not good for me, but than nothing that is this enjoyable in life is good.
i loved your story and would love to join you guys sometime. how do I get in touch?
undefinedundefinedI became addicted to crack when I tried it with a crackwhore. I liked it I kept going back for more and more. Shit it was great and the sex was awesome. As long as I supplied the rock we had a blast all night long. I've been clean a year now and she cleaned up as well. But I would like to find another one that I could do with again. Cause she wasn't the average type crackwhore. You could actually conversate and have a peaceful time with her. Try it! You'll love it . . . TOO MUCH!
would love to exchange experiences. stoneman1320@aol.com. thanks
I can't believe both of you are encouraging the use of drugs. Instead of innocent people dying, it should be unneeded and just flat-out stupid people like you who deserve to die in fires and burn in hell. I hope you enjoy a short-life and you both die a painful death. I look forward to that day. Remember that people can track you down through computer technology and you can be arrested.
Remember that people can track you down through computer technology and you can be arrested.
It's truly a shame, however, that computer technology can not help provide idiots with a much required sense of humour (sick and twisted as it might be).
leandro
This is scary: Remember that people can track you down through computer technology and you can be arrested.
I'm curious as to the charges. Oh that's right, free speech is now a crime.
Crack users are weak minded cowards that can`t cope with life they have no self esteem get high make your self feel better, mask the problem, "I was never accepted in school."
YOU POOR PUSSY. "My dad was a Dick." YOU POOR PUSSY. "I grew up on the streets." YOU POOR PUSSY.
Now your banding together to try and make yourselves feel better about your weak mindedness using this web site if your all so proud of your crack use next time you see a group of children tell them your a crackhead, while your at it tell your neighbors, tell a cop, a fireman. Why should
you tell those people anything? Because the group of kids and possibly your neighbor are the ones that will be picking up on that stench coming from your house and calling 911 the stench is your rotting body thats been sitting around for three days to a week because your heart exploded, the cop and the fireman are just going to clean up the mess.
Why should the rest of the world pay for your sissy ass weak minded cowardly behavior? Hey punks band together now and rip my spelling or laugh this off not one of you has the guts to just quit and face life. Yeah Right just tell yourself "I can quit anytime I like I don`t want teeth or lungs anyway." or just use whatever few brain cells you have left to try and justify your little addiction Keep fucking your fucked up lives even more. Don`t forget your not an addict, Why do you want more then? You Pussy ass.
Crack users can really be idiots. First of all, I don't see how hurting the environment and smoking grass and making yourself unhealthy and vunerable to countless diseases releases stress. Seriously. leandro and the other guy are idiots, but my dad works as a computer engineer, and he can report you to the computer data network that he contacts. I know this site now and if I tell them the name, they can track down the writer of each comment and trace it back to the source.
PS: How do you think we can track people down by phones, my idiotic leandro. Oh, and it is a shame computers cannot help the weak-minded, but don't worry; there are other people who can help you.
I was just about to write this...then I was like 'I'LL hit this gizzy right quick first- then write." Of course right after I hit it, I had to run to every door, window, and garage door........swearing the cops were watching. That's after gathering everything that would need to be flushed and being ready for the raid......I SWEAR I can hear them......but I never see 'em. Anyway, I'm back....actually let me hit this giz quick..........damn...intense.
Anyways, Hey 'Gothic chic' what the fuck do u care what somebody else does if it doesn't hurt u or anybody else. But you are the "normal one" wishing death and eternal suffering on a person who wants to get high once in a while? You r truly a sick person. U may need to be in an asylum or something.
There is absolutely NOTHING wrong (morally, ethically) with getting high once in a while-- Providing one does this in the privacy of there own home and that the person is not trying to sell shit to kids.
The American public (Gothic is a perfect example) is so fucking brainwashed it is sick. Take a minute and actually look at the whole scenario before making comments and bashing somebody for expressing what they like to do. Gothic...I'm sure u, or if not your parents, bro, sis, whoever....likes an occasional drink once in a while, no?
The government has America so fucking brainwashed. Alcohol is okay (and it makes u high), but weed is illegal. Who is more of a danger to society-- a stumbling drunk (who all eventually get behind the wheel as well), or somebody who is stoned? The drunk kills people both directly and indirectly, commits acts of violence, and is an overall menace to society. The stoned dude eats more doritos and laughs for an hour or so. Yet the stoned dude be tortured to a slow death and subsequently burn in hell for his "crime". But the drunk guy may not have crashed into your car )which has your kid in the back) today, so he/she will be back out on the streets tomorrow night doing the same shit. But this is ok. Absolutely great. Why? Cuz the government says so.
Open your fucking eyes 'Gothic' and America. Getting high should not be a crime. Who is the victim here? Without a victim, there should be no crime!
Oh.....but I gues "Gothic" is the "victim"....hmmmm......go figure. I'm out..........gotta hit that gizzy once more.
10/15/05
4:36am
Is crack really all that much worse than Anime fanaticism? Or online roleplaying games for that matter?
1. they all eat your time and money
2. they cause you to become sleep deprived 3. they cause you to become estrtanged from your 'non-user' friends. and 4. they all lead to antisocial behaviors.
Smoke enough crack and at least you will keep your house clean. <3 REVSCRJ
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RE to Crack is illegal:
Well, so is j-walking but most folk do that regardless. Generally speaking I don't let legality play into my thoughts as to what is right/wrong or good/bad, I mean after all in Nevada sodomy is illegal between consenting heterosexual adults, a state where whores carry portable credit card machines... where greed and money lust is refined to a crystaline razor throat slashing perfection... yet if a man and wife want to give a little head or go in through the out door (thank Led Zepplin for that anal-ogy) they could be imprisoned.
No, generally I try to keep legality out of issues of ethical or qualitative judgement.
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Yes, alchohol is bad, and not to mention, stupid. But the American government is so damn idiotic that they don't give a rat's behind, so there. This stupidity is what America deserves for electing mostly republicans for the government. Crack kills twice as more people every year than cigarettes and alchohol combined. This is true; don't tell me I'm lying. Crack hurts the environment dramatically. Nature and animals do SO much for us, the greedy humans. But what do we give them in return? A dirty habit of killing them and eating them and destroying them just for "the fun of it". There is nothing I can do about alchohol, it is not completely illigal. However, crack is, so you are commiting an official crime. So technically my comment about going to hell for commiting a crime isn't worty of quotation marks, are they?
Regarding the legality of alchohol and the apathy of the US government: they tried to outlaw it once and gave the Italian Mafia an Empire that lasts to this day (mostly now legitimate due to the vast sums of $$ they worked out of being supply-side during prohibition).
Illegalizing a substance drives up its value, creates a subculture of users who have to hide any 'problem' they might have w/ it (which in turn creates a problem born from repression), and puts money into the hands of pushers.
Still, you are probably right- they could give a nickle's worth of piss over the whole affair were it not for the potetial of getting a dime's worth in taxes.
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yoyoyo, yall buyin precooked shit gettin ripped off on the street. ya heard me? yall need to start buyin coke (powder)
in non-base form and cook it up yo damn self. But wait, I aint talkin bout cookin crack, just coke "foily". Listen, this is done by mixing the coke with baking soda and a few drops of water on a 4x4 piece of tin foil. Rub it with yo finger over the foil until it is evenly dispursed over the foil. aighht, then light the bottom of the foil while inhaling from a "Straw". Finish it. High is the same as "crack" but better cause it is more pure than u white folks used to gettin ripped off on that weak 75% soda rocks. This way, u can buy coke from a white person, u know it will be good. Get more bang fo yo buck. ya heard! Its called a "foily" for yall who don't know. Peace
HEY, MUD FOR BRAINS YOU SOUND LIKE A TYPICAL MAMA`S BOY CRACKHEAD I BET YOUR STILL LIVING AT HOME SAPPING OFF MAMA, BLAME YOUR DOPE ADDICT BEHAVIOR ON THE GOVERNMENT AND THE MEDIA. WHAT A RETARD WHAT A TOTAL SHIT FOR BRAINS STATEMENT YOU MADE IN YOUR PATHETIC JUSTIFICATION FOR YOUR OWN COWARDESS YOU PUSSY, BLAME THE GOVERNMENT BECAUSE YOU CAN`T COPE. WHILE YOUR IN YOUR MAMA`S HOME GETTING HIGH IMAGINE THIS IF YOUR WEAK MIND CAN, A SMALL CHILD IS A VICTIM OF A HIT AND RUN OUT IN FRONT OF YOUR MAMA`S HOUSE AND YOUR HIGH AS USUAL AND MAMA`S AT WORK SUPPORTING YOUR SORRY ASS SO ITS UP TO YOU TO CALL 911, BUT THE TIME IT TOOK YOU TO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER BE IT SHORT AS YOUR SIMPLE MIND THINKS IT IS WAS THE DIFFERENCE THAT PUT THAT CHILD IN AN EARLY GRAVE. ITS NOT ALWAYS A GUN IT COULD BE A BEE STING BUT, YOU ARE JUST TOO HIGH TO THINK RIGHT SORRY KID. GROW UP PUNK!
"Of that 28.4 percent, only 6.8 percent"
Is that 6.8 percent of the 28.4 percent? (i.e. 0.068 * 28.4?)
Or is that 6.8 percent out of the 28.4 percent (i.e. 28.4 - 6.8)
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What about all the noncrackheads who do not report crimes in their local areas? The more famous of cases being the woman in New York who was raped while people literally crossed the street to avoid having to walk around them... I dont think that the behavior you refer to has anything to do with crack.
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"Reffer- did he say reffer?"
Hello Fellow crack lovers.. This is a long ass essay..hope you morons have time to read this in between running to the washroom to take another toke at 4am while your parents are upstairs sleeping (btw.. you're now 45 - don't you think they'd actually like a little privacy so they can fuck like they did when they were 17 again) - asshole.. get a basement apartment if all your cash is going in your veins/up your nose etc. etc.
I came upon this site.. and its the best shit i've read on the internet (Aside from maybe maddox)...
In summary, if you don't wanna read the boring shit that follows, I have a few sentences for you that are expanded upon below them.. like you fucks give a shit.. cos you're probably looking under the keyboard for a rock u might have forgotten (crackheads might forget their kids at a bus stop in michigan & realize four days later.. but they'll never forget the 18 places they stashed their dope in the last 50 mins cos they could hear the cops whispering at the door.... )
1. You're never addicted to a substance - you're addicted to the place it takes you cos you're too weak or scared or whatever to deal with the actual problem that you're running away from. Grow some fucking balls and deal with it. Or just fucking give up on life.. are you really that fucking weak?
Anyone tells you you're an addict - tell them to fuck themselves. Or shove a needle full of heroin in their jugular.. hahah.. cos for that shit.. i make an exception. you're an addict..
If you don't know them and they call you an addict - it doesn't matter that you're now 90 lbs cos you didn't eat in about 4 months.. just take a toke.. lift up that 38 special with your adrenalin and pop one in his face.
You wanna stop doing drugs cos you think you're gonna fuck up.. easy.. find out what makes you do the drugs in the first place. get rid of it. voila. now.. you still like doing drugs. continue.. but only when you feel like it. its easy. none of this... i am an alcoholic.. my name is jerry. HI JERRY.. I haven't touched a drink in 10 years. fuck that shit. I was "addicted" to coke for three fucking years. 4am till 11pm. every day. also washed it down with a 26er of whiskey a day. Now, I do coke like once every two months at a party now. then go home and sleep. never say you can never touch a drug again. that's the most shit I've heard in my life. That's admitting that something so insignificant as a drug actually controls your life. Really? does it? pea brain....
2. find a dealer who smokes his own dope. one who deals to enjoy his shit for free. A guy who actually has a real job and does this cos he wants to ... not cos he has to.. They're rare.. but they're out there. A crack dealer who doesn't smoke is after one thing. Cash. He will leave you fucked and dry.. and with a bag of soap when he doesn't need u anymore. As well. if you're a nerd and he thinks cos he has a gun, you're scared of him.. he'll more than likely sell you the shittiest dope he has.. cos he can. meanwhile he'll sell the best shit he has at close to cost to a 16 year old crackwhore who's pulled a knife on him once when he shorted her by a 0.1 gram on a cuban.
Find the guy you can have a conversation with. Even in the crack game.. there are lots of guys like that. These are the guys who'll never sell u poison.. as long as you pay on time.. and don't show up at his front door screaming at 3:30am "i need my crack.. wake the fuck up" However.. when he starts to fuck up at work.. and loses his girlfriend.. then get another dealer.. cos now he's cutting his shit to make up for the increased smoking he's doing.
3. Rehab is for fucking morons. It exists so that idiots can siphon more taxpayer dollars down a hole. Taking someone away from the situation will obviously get them to stop doing drugs. I bet if i broke into a rehab centre after all their bullshit sessions that had just wasted 2 months of your life, whipped out bags of dope.. i'd be having my ass licked for a toke by even the fucking lecturers after 5 minutes. After being "cured" by rehab (it should be called moneygrab - like that fucking retarded show intervention).. you'll be back in the same hood with the same problems. why wouldn't you go back to your only escape? what a joke. rehab.. hahahah
Now: the lessons i learnt from the crack game:
I dealt weed for many years. Never to pimp my ride, or to buy a nice house.. but to pay bills while i was in college. Then I dealt coke for many years (cos my best friend conned me into lending him money, then returned it with a hefty profit and i got a little greedy [hey at least I admit it]) and by dealing coke - I met a lot of rich yuppie puppy types up in tall glass buildings that were the biggest hypocritical shits on the planet. I then got "addicted" to coke.. and booze.. cos my idiot girlfriend was a bitch. I was living with the selfish cow and she wouldn't even notice I'd sneak out of the bed at 2 in the morning, drive around doing lines off a cd case with a bottle of whiskey between my legs, then return home at 6am, smelling like a bum in a bus shelter. shaking and crying to myself. Silly bitch wouldn't even notice my "late night working" excuse every fucking day.. cos she was too busy getting her nails done with the cash I would earn selling that useless shit to those rich kid losers.
Then i realized why I was doing the coke soo much. I dumped the girl, moved back home.. and didn't feel like doing it for about 3 years.
Then I met a chick at a bookstore one day. funny chick.. down to earth.. i didn't realize she had just woken up after a 6 day run...
ohh.. and she was a hooker..
so.. there I was.. driving her around from motel to motel.. cos crack whores never have a permanent address, chilling in the coolest motel rooms where u have to wear sneakers to take a shower cos you'll slip and fall on the mould on the floor, while she turned tricks in the room next door. then she'd pop over, and we'd make a few calls - see which dealer was awake.. do circles in the streets cos the moron was so paranoid he'd do circles for 15 minutes and make us look like we were playing pac man if a chopper was overhead - then buy a half ball or more.. head back to the motel.. smoke it.. get high, finish it, smoke some ciggarrettes, then she'd call up some more clients.. do a few more tricks.... then we're repeat again.. and lo and behold.. 8am.. i'd kiss her on the cheek, fuck her in the ass (cos she kept that for me), then head home.. grab a 30 min nap... then take a shower, cut myself shaving.. try and rummage through the dirty clothes (cos one never has time to fucking waste doing meaningless chores like laundry, practicing hygiene, eating, drinking water, etc.) to find a clean paid of underwear.. wear the same pants and shirt I wore the previous day, drive to work with my knees on the steering wheel while i took a fat toke behind a cop car at the lights, and walk in to the office with a big smile on my face (cos while the toads i woke with would look at me like i was a loser cos I wore the same tie as yesterday, i would giggle to myself .. cos i know they spent the last hours jerking off to bang extreme dot com.. and doing a few lines of leftover coke from last weeks clubbing night with the cool guys in the neighbourhood.. and would actually think that was living life.. whereas I was actually around people who didn't give a fuck what anyone thought of them.
Again: I'll stress my theory on this whole addiction shit -
One thing I have to say to anyone who thinks they're addicted to something - is that in my years of dealing and being in contact with smokers and seeing people go from being in good health & living in good homes & driving cars to walking, being homeless & hustling for dope.. is that the substance was never the problem.. it was always something else that led them to the substance of their choice.. and when they found what they liked.. they used it to self destruct. Now.. my knowledge of substance is mostly centered around uppers and alcohol - and mainly weed, coke and crack and freebase (yes yes.. crack is a form of freebase.. blah blah... ). I was "addicted" or so i though I was to coke. I thought this shit was gonna kill me.. it was taking everything I had and bleeding me of my life... wrong bitches! it was my bitch girlfriend (the rich cunt who liked the high life - the bougie clubs, the fake ass freeloading friends who would stroke my ego for a free night at some stupid ass club in some stupid ass vip section, surrounded by stupid ass cunts who think they actually matter an iota more than an amoeba to the well being and continuation of this planet, ordering bottles of stupid shit they saw on BET the night before in some fuckhole's video [ who by the way is a product of some Kellog's school of Business Marketing School nerd - like 50 cent - who is as gangster as my blind grandmother who's in a wheelchair). So I woke up one day.. realized she was a good girl.. but just not a good girl for me.. and moved back home.
So now.. here I am.. I smoke crack quite a bit.. but I don't let it control me.. its simple. it's a mind game. crack (man made originally as freebase by some good guy who just wanted to get a little more high than the 1 gram rails he was doing...) is just a drug. enjoy it. fuck a few whores. use a condom. even if your paranoid out of your mind.. remember... cops are cops cos they're fucking stupid. they only catch someone if a: you light up a crackpipe at 2am in the car without looking to the left and noticing the fat pigs in a car that says POLICE on the side. (in other words - you should have been a cop - cos you're as fucking stupid as they are) - or if someone rats you out (Which usually happens if your not respectful to someone - or know better to avoid someone who's a heatbag - like a dumb fuck who runs around in a motel parking lot with only socks on screaming cos someone used his pipe before he could get a good resin toke).. I became a crack dealer for a while.. but also got bored of it.. cos many crackheads unfortunately had big mouths and would talk a complete stranger's (i.e a cop) ear off after knowing them 15 minutes.
So.. i work.. and buy and smoke my crack in a motel with some horny bitch about 50 kms out of town. then i come back. My hooker ex girlfriend was one of the best, most honest and sweetest chicks I ever knew. She just like doing dope much more than me. I sometimes visit her at the motel.. but she now makes me pay to fuck her in the ass.
One thing about crackheads (and I'm generalizing, cos every tree has its bad apple), is that they're honest. A crackwhore is after money to get dope. Nothing else. You want dope.. find a crackwhore. Tell he you don't want to fuck, but wanna get high. voila.. all your cash is going up in smoke.. just leave your wallet and other valuables in the locked glove box.. cos these chicks could steal your fucking right hand & you wouldn't notice until you had to change gears to get out of the motel when you were driving out.
Regular whores are after money cos they want to put themselves through school/save up for a bmw/give half to an abusive pimp/give half to a coke dealer. They're fake ass bitches who think they're better than crack whores cos they dress better, stand in a better part of town and have had a bath recently. they're like the fucking shit I used to sell coke too.. faking themselves until they die.
Crackheads don't apologize after they rip you off for all your cash. You obviously wanted to get ripped off. or you're maybe a dumb cop who wanted to fuck a crack whore and though it would only cost 20 bucks.. cos the rich whores charge you 200 bucks.
member kids.. a crack whore makes like 4-5 times the cash in one night in comparison to your julia roberts bullshit bitch. they just smoke it as fast as they make it.
God I love crack.!
shit.. the pigs r at my door. I should exhale.. then i would have no dope left..
I forgot to add a little side note to my rant/whatever that shit I wrote when I was completely high this morning.
There r a few messages along the lines of "I hope you all kill yourself and clens (huh) the gene pool", and "you meet the most low-life pieces of shit that will rob & steal anything.." to "Say NO to Crack.. blah blah.. and it smells bad too.. (thanks John, Jan 1973 - can u take your Uncle George's cock out of your mouth and actually spew some shit of your own - and how would you know if it smelt bad - you running a crack house with no Febreze? - or you telling your bitches to hoop the shit up their asses instead of their "ahems" when u go pick up from your cook? No wonder it smells like ass when I smoke your shit [yes.. u probably didn't understand a thing I said - keep it that way cracker jack!]) to a chick complaining about how her man can't get it up anymore (have him smoke some weed and let him spit on you and choke you a little.. that always worked for me)...
And I say in response.. ya'll gotta see the forest through the trees. Crack is just more visible cos it's out there in the inner city and the "media" and govenmental agencies need their annual budgets fulfilled.. so they like to make a big deal out of catching a few crack dealers once in a while (more than likely cos another dealer ratted, or a crackwhore stole one too many candy bars at the gas station and she's on her third strike so she rats on the dealer she hates the most (the one who supplies her the worst shit, probably shorts her, and thinks she'll fuck him cos she's a crackwhore and thus cannot think straight (the only reason a crack whore fucks anything is crack.. if she has some in her hand, she'll more than likely cut the geek (cos most dealer's are geeks who were bullied in high school - see what happens when u slap the nerds around in junior high) for even thinking he can get in her Value Village panties when she's not jonzing for a toke.
Coke users are politicians and coppers daughters who live in the surburbs and would really like to try crack but are too scared to get into mommy's Volvo Wagon and head down to the seedier side of town cos they think the Chicano's will whip out AK 47s (people have better things to do in the ghetto than harass whitey.. and some encourage it.. cos they wanna see whitey sitting outside the welfare office in 2 years (or sleeping in subway toilets like that shitty movie with Will Smith where they spelt the name wrong - pursuit of happYness (yay!) - where he sells his son for crack and realizes it's a chunk of soap.. but smokes it anyway and donates his organs to seven people cos he's sweet like that.. but who the fuck would want the organs of a guy who's been smoking crack since he was making that whitebread "us black people are just like you white people" fresh prince shit...(tho that rosario chick is smoking like my crack pipe when the brillo needs changing)
anywhooo.. i digress...
now all you twerps out there that say crack is whack blah blah.. who the hell is a crack head hurting? he's keeping the dum cops in business.. cos otherwise they'd be stuffing themselves all day with free donuts and waiting to earn their salaries (paid by you taxpayers) by hiding near a residential stop sign! wow.. cops r always there when you need them "thanks officer.. if you weren't here to gimme a ticket for not stopping at the stop sign.. i would have always have kept driving through.. and one day may have killed a child.. u saved the day!!! u really have shown me today that i'm safe in this city and now I feel great knowing that 30% of my paycheque is going to keeping people like you employed"
btw - they probably spend more on gas by driving around looking for places to fuck in the back seat without getting caught than they probably earn in giving out tickets.
And weedheads are just useless. boring fucking pseudo-intellectuals who think they have this superior understanding of shit cos everything gets slower when they're high and they see much more clearly and process shit better. News Flash you fucking monkeys. You JUST got slower. Everything around remained at normal speed. They only those morons are good for is testing video games and target practice when they come around crack areas asking f"or a dime bag of green doode". Fuck .. that's like a chick asking a guy with a twelve inch cock to stick his tongue in her ear. Go home.. lose the tie dye shirt, stop ranting about how Scarface is the greatest movie ever.. or Donnie Darko or whatever.. and get out into the sun.. you shits are fat as hell and paler than winona ryder's ass.
I forgot what I was gonna say.. cos I've been up all night (newbie - place lighter to the left of the mouse, which should be operated by your left hand (regardless of which hand you use normally), use mouse to set up online streaming porn to about 38 secs. before your favourite scene (e.g where the chick gets spat on, or choked.. [wait.. that's me!], start video rolling.. place pipe in mouth.. then with left hand, light up under the pipe while chocking your friend with your right.... inhale at 20 secs.. stop at 6.., hold hold... scene comes up.. u cum.. exhale...) - easy huh.... now place hot pipe on your johnson... arff...
Anyways.. yah.. anbout the fucking moron talking about p.s. how do you think we can taking people down by phones.. etc. etc (gothic pride - gawd.. what a fucking loser hobby - lemme see how offensive I can look.. cos I wanna be different.. wow.. that's a new teenage thing to do - it's called rebelling - smoke crack you fucking geek - that's rebelling, instead of putting on your sister's makeup and talking about bats and vampires and shit" - like we care what your daddy does. If he has time to report me to the computer data network cos I said I used to be a crack dealer - I would start to worry about your future.. cos when your mum leaves home cos she's getting more sex from the gardener (Cos Daddy is sucking pig dick all day), where will you get the make up to go out with all your buddies to look all unique and different and shit.. the only people who actually take a second look at goths are blind grannies who just took a toke in a washroom at the mall and think their hallucinating and seeing their dead husband alive and chowing down on a Subway at the Food Court (p.s. eating subway won't make you lose weight - you overweight Goth (i bet I'm right on this one) - read the fine print - Jared smoked a shitload of crack in addition to eating low fat subs (and I sold it to him).
Tell Daddy to send the squad car to my house.. cos this shit is certainly admissible in court.. you dink!