The Conspiracy Behind Girlfriends

I am now convinced of the extra sensory perception of women... Now I'm not just talking a mothers intuition, but I'm talking ALL women... well at least my girlfriend... She knows nothing of the following incident...

This example of women's sixth sense takes place, for me, at work... Any of my regular readers (if there are any) will recall I work at a bingo hall... oops, sorry that is a Bingo Parlour... an acquaintance of mine, who happens to be an attractive girl, walks in... Normally an attractive girl would not be a big deal... BUT in a bingo hall this is rare occurrence... In a place where your main clientele is over-weight-over-aged-welfare-receiving-white-trash-stained- shirt-wearing-smelly-sometimes-mistaken-for-crack-whore-unemployment-poster- girl-disgusting-wastes-of-flesh an attractive girl is a pleasant and welcomed change. Some might say that every now and then, I can be friendly guy... Some might even say that a really friendly guy... Some might even sat that a dabble in a little bit of flirting... Some just might say that a AM a flirt... And well... some might just say I'm a womaniser... So... you do the math...

Me...
Attractive girl...

Hmmm... Now I'm not saying I have any intentions of taking this acquaintance back to my apartment or anything... in fact, I have no interest in her in any other capacity than a friend... but taking all of what others just might say about me... one could draw the conclusion that I was flirting with her... (just a little side note... she was playing with my hair...you know putting it into little Pebbles Flintstone type pig tails... Is that flirting?) So here I am engaging in a friendly conversation with this acquaintance of mine (who just happens to be attractive and a bit of a flirt herself) when the phone rings... GUESS WHO!!?? My girlfriend... now I have no problem with my girlfriend calling me at work... in fact she does it all the time...But not at the beginning of the night... Actually, she usually waits until the end of the night...

Nothing strange, right? Well perhaps if she had had a reason to call... but when I asked her... she "just felt like it"... Again, I have no problem with this... And I'm not saying, "How dare she interrupt my flirting time!!??" ... What I am simply pointing out is that she had never called at that time for no reason before... What does that mean?... I'll tell ya what that means: It mean that men everywhere should realise that no matter where they are or what they're doing, a woman knows it all!! They are omnipotent!! On a conscience level, my girlfriend had no clue why she felt like calling... she just did... One theory I have is that this girl I was flirting with knows I have a girlfriend and was setting me up... She telepathically told my girlfriend that something was askew... It's a conspiracy I tell you... Nothing short of a conspiracy.