It's Friday, the 12th of March, in the year 2010
CoN: An Electronic Magazine for the Puerile Pundit

Currently: The Prime Minister is on YouTube, and He Takes Questions
posted on Thu, Mar 11, 2010 14:00 EST

Latest article: Really boring books (You have to read anyway): Silmarillion
written by David Dylan

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