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The Electronic Media Competition CoN Staff Jan 13, 1997 Article 326
Internex Offline Colin Barrett Jan 27, 1997 Article 334
AOHell Lilith DemHareIs Jan 27, 1997 Article 335
Virus Alert Leo N. Feb  3, 1997 Article 339
Junk e-mail leandro Feb 10, 1997 Article 343
Internet Phone Charges Peter Fung Feb 10, 1997 Article 344
I want Money Feb 17, 1997 Article 347
How *NOT* To Be a Newbie Lilith DemHareIs Feb 24, 1997 Article 348
Possible Microsoft Releases Mar 25, 1997 Article 494
What happened to the ARPANET? Mar 25, 1997 Article 366
Explicit Language Apr 29, 1997 Article 385
Do you really think that ICQ is better than IRC? Emanuela Corso May 26, 1997 Article 399
Anti-Spamming Bills introduced in Congress Olga Altshuler Jun  2, 1997 Article 402
Everything You Didn't Want To Know About Internet Bob Allisat Jun 23, 1997 Article 416
Broadcasting Verses Cybercasting Bob Allisat Jun 30, 1997 Article 422
Jacking in from the Slam the Spam Port Lewis Z. Koch Aug 25, 1997 Article 450
Editorial Leo N. Sep 29, 1997 Article 460
why icq is the devil morbus Oct 27, 1997 Article 473
Editorial Leo N. Jan 12, 1998 Article 209
Bill Gates and IE The alarmingly uneventful Adventures of 'sum-fink from my hed' (Milkshake) Jan 26, 1998 Article 219
Unsubtle Ads Lilith DemHareIs Mar 23, 1998 Article 235
Television Leo N. Nov  2, 1998 Article 295
Useless Shit on the Internet Leo N. Dec 14, 1998 Article 311
The Search for Mr. Muggs Jester Dec 14, 1998 Article 313
DirtyGirl on Quizmaster Jester Apr  1, 1999 Article 143
E d i t o r i a l CoN Staff Aug 17, 1999 Article 172
CYBER TALK Samantha Stasiuk Sep 13, 1999 Article 179
I love Bell Canada Leo N. Apr 24, 2000 Article 21
My New Motto EricR Apr 24, 2000 Article 25
The Wired World Leo N. May 15, 2000 Article 30
Maybe He Was Hitler in His Previous Life Leo N. Jun 26, 2000 Article 36
How To Insult Foreign Netizens El Goate Aug 14, 2000 Article 49
The Bastard Assistant Editor From Hell the Bastard Assistant Editor From Hell Sep 25, 2000 Article 57
Editorial Leo N. Apr 23, 2001 Article 79
The Trilogy of Cattle Leo N. Jul  9, 2001 Article 98
The End of My First Cyberlove Cliff Yankovich Jan 16, 2002 Article 508
Raiders of the Golden Testicles CoN Staff Jan 29, 2002 Article 511
Winamp's Third Party Skins Leo N. Feb 26, 2002 Article 521
How do I Lose Weight? Konrad the Bold Jul 23, 2002 Article 558
How to Write Like a Fucking Idiot Sean B. Palmer Dec 31, 2002 Article 578
In Google We Lust Leo N. Dec 31, 2002 Article 579
Newbie Evolution Lilith DemHareIs Jan 29, 2003 Article 582
You Asked, We Answer Leo N. Jan 29, 2003 Article 584
Understanding the AOL Jargon Smitty-boy Jul 14, 2003 Article 624
0n1y 7h3 1337 m4y 3n73|2 Kade Jul 14, 2003 Article 625
Mister Mugs Has Been Found Jester Sep 15, 2003 Article 642
My Mother is Almost Online Jester Feb 16, 2004 Article 678
Internet Dating John Iadipaolo Apr 19, 2004 Article 694
Why the Internet Sucks Lost Correspondent Jul 21, 2004 Article 707
Love and Lust in the Age of Mechanical Introduction Jesse Hicks Nov 28, 2005 Article 755
Why there will never be a Web 3.0 Collin Douma Dec 17, 2007 Article 782
facebook Leo N. Dec 17, 2007 Article 779
Something important: The Internet, a rant David Dylan Feb 15, 2010 Article 827
Bill Gates stops using Facebook leandro May 27, 2008 News 1746
Mastering the Internet capnasty May 28, 2008 News 1750
How to be unGoogleable leandro May 31, 2008 News 1753
2012: The Year The Internet Ends capnasty Jun  2, 2008 News 1760
50 Ways to Take Back Control of Your Personal Data capnasty Jun 10, 2008 News 1770
Oh Great, We're Doomed: British Complete Skynet Network, Actually Calling It Skynet leandro Jun 13, 2008 News 1771
45 creative websites made with Flash leandro Jun 15, 2008 News 1776
Facebook Scrambles to Squash Worm capnasty Aug  9, 2008 News 1805
How to Prevent a Coffee Shop Wi-Fi Attack capnasty Aug  9, 2008 News 1806
Revealed: The Internet's Biggest Security Hole leandro Aug 27, 2008 News 1826
N.S. playwright denies hostage-taking threat leandro Sep  4, 2008 News 1832
Why Is the Internet So Infuriatingly Slow? leandro Sep  5, 2008 News 1835
Dealing Drugs or Pirating Movies are Both Bad leandro Sep 19, 2008 News 1850
Do you think it's easy to secure a mailing list? capnasty Sep 22, 2008 News 1871
Google Mail now checks to see if you're drunk leandro Oct 15, 2008 News 1901
YouTube to McCain: You Made Your DMCA Bed, Lie in It Nadia C. Oct 21, 2008 News 1909
why don't girls fart jake the snake Nov 12, 2008 News 1937
Facebook Destroys Lucrative Birthday Reminder Industry leandro Nov 22, 2008 News 1946
Brute-force attacks might be worth reporting leandro Nov 29, 2008 News 1956
The Human Flesh Search Engine leandro Dec  1, 2008 News 1939
Microsoft Makes No Money Online leandro Dec  2, 2008 News 1958
10 Dirty Little Web Development Tricks leandro Dec  5, 2008 News 1961
Second-hand Mp3s for sale leandro Dec  9, 2008 News 1976
Indians not allowed to surf for porn capnasty Jan  4, 2009 News 2020
The State of Spam and What to Expect in 2009 leandro Jan  5, 2009 News 2003
The War on Nipples leandro Jan  7, 2009 News 2006
The Other Eleven Things Google Does capnasty Jan 14, 2009 News 2042
Mmmmm, Bacon... capnasty Feb  4, 2009 News 2083
Telespoof capnasty Feb 15, 2009 News 549
Give Up and Use Tables capnasty Feb 15, 2009 News 2093
Internet porn and you Peter Feb 15, 2009 News 550
YummyAds capnasty Feb 15, 2009 News 2105
Facebook Owns Your Soul capnasty Feb 17, 2009 News 2107
Googling your Energy Meter capnasty Feb 19, 2009 News 2099
Pithypedia: Find Famous Quotes Fast capnasty Feb 21, 2009 News 2125
The Illusion of the Net Democracy capnasty Feb 26, 2009 News 2111
Quebecor Opens Door to Canadian Three Strikes Policy capnasty Feb 27, 2009 News 2136
Did Google Earth find Atlantis? capnasty Mar  6, 2009 News 2134
Net Disaster capnasty Mar  9, 2009 News 2142
Google introduces phone services capnasty Mar 12, 2009 News 2172
Web founder looks to big changes capnasty Mar 14, 2009 News 2175
The Newseum capnasty Mar 16, 2009 News 2153
The True Stories Behind 5 Famous WTF Images capnasty Mar 17, 2009 News 2156
Geordi LaForge has actual fans capnasty Mar 19, 2009 News 2161
Microsoft launches latest browser capnasty Mar 20, 2009 News 2194
Al Gore says domain .eco logical capnasty Mar 21, 2009 News 2164
How to lose your job in 140 characters or less capnasty Mar 22, 2009 News 2196
"Facebook causes cancer" capnasty Mar 22, 2009 News 2197
I Love to Cook Naked capnasty Mar 30, 2009 News 2211
Deaths of gamers leave their online lives in limbo capnasty Mar 31, 2009 News 2187
Worm attack pending capnasty Mar 31, 2009 News 2214
Conficker capnasty Apr  1, 2009 News 2224
Internet Explorer 9 to use Mozilla's Firefox code base capnasty Apr  1, 2009 News 2245
Trailer Trash with Internet Access capnasty Apr  2, 2009 News 2250
Net-Neutrality Backers, Telcos Spar Over Stimulus' Broadband Rules capnasty Apr  4, 2009 News 1663
Judge orders website owners to reveal identity of anonymous posters capnasty Apr  6, 2009 News 1667
Net firms start storing user data capnasty Apr  6, 2009 News 2255
Pirate Bay confident of trial win capnasty Apr 17, 2009 News 2261
Tackling spam should be part of the campaign to reduce carbon emissions capnasty Apr 18, 2009 News 2262
chernobyl.info capnasty Apr 26, 2009 News 2243
YouTube helps man deliver baby capnasty May  3, 2009 News 2284
A Twitter-Enabled Toilet capnasty May 18, 2009 News 2289
Jogger injured after using Twitter as he ran capnasty Jun  5, 2009 News 2320
shameNAMES capnasty Jun 23, 2009 News 2352
Canadian gov't: you have no expectation of privacy on the Internet capnasty Jul  2, 2009 News 2384
gdgt.com capnasty Jul  3, 2009 News 2385
Your Internet Service Provider wants to double charge for the internet capnasty Jul  6, 2009 News 2393
6 New Personality Disorders Caused by the Internet capnasty Jul 11, 2009 News 2382
Let Me Google That For You capnasty Jul 17, 2009 News 2395
Facebook gets poked by Canada over privacy capnasty Jul 17, 2009 News 2420
Privacy Commissioner Finds Facebook Violating Canadian Privacy Law capnasty Jul 17, 2009 News 2427
12% of e-mail users have actually tried to buy stuff from spam capnasty Jul 18, 2009 News 2418
Oh Crap. My Parents Joined Facebook. capnasty Jul 20, 2009 News 2400
Tired of HTML e-mails? capnasty Jul 25, 2009 News 2440
Facebook: What is Private? capnasty Aug  5, 2009 News 2475
First Ever Criminal Prosecution for Domain Name Theft Underway capnasty Aug  6, 2009 News 2472
No Daddy capnasty Aug  6, 2009 News 2476
Explosions and Boobs capnasty Aug  7, 2009 News 2465
IE6 No More capnasty Aug  7, 2009 News 2485
Rivals bid to snatch green domain capnasty Aug 10, 2009 News 2492
Twitter tweets are 40% 'babble' capnasty Aug 17, 2009 News 2513
U.S. tests system to break foreign Web censorship capnasty Aug 18, 2009 News 2507
Senator Conroy named Internet Villain of the Year capnasty Aug 19, 2009 News 2508
Pay-per-email plan to beat spam and help charity capnasty Aug 21, 2009 News 2509
Petition spurs CRTC debate capnasty Aug 21, 2009 News 2530
The Love Cave Between My Legs capnasty Aug 26, 2009 News 2539
Bill would give president emergency control of Internet capnasty Aug 28, 2009 News 2545
Thank you, Napster capnasty Aug 30, 2009 News 2549
Lessons from Geocities' death capnasty Sep  3, 2009 News 2562
Hate-speech law violates Charter rights, tribunal rules capnasty Sep  4, 2009 News 2563
Not every cloud has a silver lining capnasty Sep  7, 2009 News 2574
Trapped girls call for help on Facebook capnasty Sep  8, 2009 News 2586
HowTo: Write An Article That Stands No Chance Of Featuring On Uncyclopedia capnasty Sep 11, 2009 News 2571
Pigeon transfers data faster than South Africa's Telkom capnasty Sep 11, 2009 News 2598
Where Google Isn't Goliath capnasty Sep 13, 2009 News 2580
An Internet civics lesson? capnasty Sep 15, 2009 News 2588
Choose your Facebook friends wisely capnasty Sep 15, 2009 News 2637
Second Life slapped with counterfeit sex toy suit David Dylan Sep 16, 2009 News 2649
ISPs react, sort of support network neutrality--with caveats capnasty Sep 22, 2009 News 2664
The Air Force’s Rules of Engagement for Blogging capnasty Sep 23, 2009 News 2668
Keep Broadband Competitive in Canada capnasty Sep 24, 2009 News 2673
IE 8 runs ten times faster with Google Chrome plug-in capnasty Sep 25, 2009 News 2675
Google invites users to join Wave capnasty Sep 30, 2009 News 2687
FBI director doesn't bank online capnasty Oct 12, 2009 News 2718
Tennessee Woman Arrested for Facebook 'Poke' capnasty Oct 13, 2009 News 2746
Canadian broadband blasted by Harvard study capnasty Oct 15, 2009 News 2758
Get on my horse! capnasty Oct 16, 2009 News 2762
Join us on Twitter capnasty Oct 22, 2009 News 2799
Capital of Nasty on Facebook capnasty Oct 22, 2009 News 2800
Using Internet Boosts Older Brains capnasty Oct 24, 2009 News 2792
Youth cannot live without the Internet capnasty Oct 24, 2009 News 2808
The World of Tomorrow (If The Internet Disappeared Today) capnasty Oct 25, 2009 News 2814
Help Keep Canadian Broadband Competitive capnasty Oct 26, 2009 News 2820
Internet Speeds and Costs Around the World capnasty Oct 26, 2009 News 2834
The Uniqulo Calendar capnasty Oct 27, 2009 News 2742
Internet rules and laws: the top 10, from Godwin to Poe capnasty Oct 27, 2009 News 2835
Privacy is dead, and social media hold smoking gun capnasty Oct 28, 2009 News 2842
The Internet Turns 40 capnasty Oct 29, 2009 News 2844
What The Internet Knows About You capnasty Oct 29, 2009 News 2767
Stephen Fry ponders leaving Twitter site over lack of users' kindness capnasty Oct 31, 2009 News 2857
The "blog" of "unnecessary" quotation marks capnasty Nov  3, 2009 News 2828
The Future Of The Web: Where Will We Be In Five Years? capnasty Nov  3, 2009 News 2865
The Twitter Times generates a newspaper from your account capnasty Nov  5, 2009 News 2891
Web could run out of addresses next year, warn web experts capnasty Nov  6, 2009 News 2868
Firefox turns five: half a decade of Web liberation capnasty Nov  9, 2009 News 1683
Hundreds of Facebook groups hijacked capnasty Nov 10, 2009 News 1677
Hand Drawn Websites capnasty Nov 12, 2009 News 248
The History of the Internet in a Nutshell capnasty Nov 16, 2009 News 2925
Oxford Word of the Year 2009: Unfriend capnasty Nov 19, 2009 News 2930
As Facebook Ages, Gen Y Turns to Twitter capnasty Nov 20, 2009 News 2894
God did it, why can't we? UN ponders 'Net "10 commandments" capnasty Nov 23, 2009 News 2943
Twitter is 80% "Meformers" and 20% Informers capnasty Nov 24, 2009 News 2948
Now your toddler can Twitter capnasty Dec  4, 2009 News 2986
The Layout Must Die capnasty Dec  6, 2009 News 2991
Americans Consume 34GB of Content a Day capnasty Dec  9, 2009 News 3011
'Anti-social network' aims to be Facebook killer app capnasty Dec 10, 2009 News 3019
goo.gl: Google URL Shortener capnasty Dec 15, 2009 News 3043
An International Police to Fight Against a Hostile Internet capnasty Dec 15, 2009 News 3040
CheatNeutral capnasty Dec 17, 2009 News 3051
Twitter hacked by 'Iranian Cyber Army' capnasty Dec 18, 2009 News 3055
Karma is a Bitch, Katie is a Slut capnasty Dec 23, 2009 News 3079
Turn over Facebook history, judge orders capnasty Dec 26, 2009 News 3083
Facebook Suicide capnasty Dec 30, 2009 News 3074
Hotmail Suicide capnasty Dec 30, 2009 News 3073
Canadian Government Shuts Down Parody Websites capnasty Jan  1, 2010 News 3093
Social network economy leaving business behind capnasty Jan  6, 2010 News 3108
Web 2.0 Suicide Machine capnasty Jan  6, 2010 News 3126
Facebook is Dying capnasty Jan  6, 2010 News 3125
The Internet of 2020: rethinking everything capnasty Jan 10, 2010 News 3104
The Numbers Behind Pornography capnasty Jan 10, 2010 News 3143
Almost Out of Internet Addresses capnasty Jan 11, 2010 News 3105
Don't Trust Facebook with Your Data: An Employee's Revelations capnasty Jan 11, 2010 News 3150
Twitter bans 370 'obvious' passwords capnasty Jan 12, 2010 News 3110
The First Twitter Murder capnasty Jan 14, 2010 News 3152
Eighteen People You're Scared of on Facebook capnasty Jan 15, 2010 News 3113
What if your only news sources were Facebook and Twitter? capnasty Jan 23, 2010 News 3166
Lamebook capnasty Jan 27, 2010 News 3157
Most of Twitter's 75 Million Users Don't Do Anything capnasty Jan 27, 2010 News 3185
If Your Kids Are Awake, They're Probably Online capnasty Jan 29, 2010 News 3191
Gangs Use Twitter and Facebook capnasty Feb  2, 2010 News 3207
Welcome to the world of Scambaiting! David Dylan Feb  3, 2010 News 3209
The Growing Fight Over Personal Information capnasty Feb  5, 2010 News 3220
Will the iPad Help the Poor Get Online? capnasty Feb  6, 2010 News 3215
The iPhone is the new Internet Explorer 6 capnasty Feb  8, 2010 News 3223
95% of User Generated Content is Malware and Spam capnasty Feb  8, 2010 News 3226
Pupils 'must manage online risks' capnasty Feb 10, 2010 News 3235
Punk Rock and SEO mistakes capnasty Feb 16, 2010 News 3246
No, Seriously... Please, Rob Me capnasty Feb 18, 2010 News 3249
Spying on teenagers? Not pervy if school does it... CoN Staff Feb 19, 2010 News 3262
Cosplay geeky? CoN Staff Feb 22, 2010 News 3264
Canadians Overpay for Slow Access to Internet capnasty Feb 24, 2010 News 3280
Facebook, Twitter Users Could Face Insurance Hikes capnasty Feb 25, 2010 News 3276
Angry Boyfriend Holds Facebook Account Hostage capnasty Feb 27, 2010 News 3290
The State of The Internet capnasty Feb 28, 2010 News 3300
Shady URL capnasty Mar  1, 2010 News 3256
Addicted to Chat Roulette capnasty Mar  2, 2010 News 3309
The Day Internet Explorer Died capnasty Mar  4, 2010 News 3320
You Should Have Seen This Dot Com CoN Staff Mar  5, 2010 News 3277
.xxx Internet Domain Comeback capnasty Mar  9, 2010 News 3340