It's Saturday, the 13th of March, in the year 2010
CoN: An Electronic Magazine for the Puerile Pundit

Currently: England Turning Into Brazil
posted on Sat, Mar 13, 2010 1:48 EST

Latest article: Really boring books (You have to read anyway): Silmarillion
written by David Dylan

Filed under Stupidity

Wired Women on the Bus Leo N. Feb  3, 1997 Article 338
How *NOT* To Be a Newbie Lilith DemHareIs Feb 24, 1997 Article 348
REVIEW: Can't stop the music Jester Jun  9, 1997 Article 408
Where We Really Stand Lilith DemHareIs Jun 16, 1997 Article 412
Lairotide CoN Staff Feb  9, 1998 Article 220
IMPROV's short and sweet IMPROV Jun  8, 1998 Article 259
A Catalog of Grocery Customer Species CoN Staff Aug  6, 1998 Article 272
You're a FUNNY GUY, Now Shut the Fuck Up Jester Aug  6, 1998 Article 273
You're a FUNNY GUY, Now Shut the Fuck Up Part II Jester Oct  5, 1998 Article 283
Useless Shit on the Internet Leo N. Dec 14, 1998 Article 311
Anal-retentive Stuck-up Pedantic Uncut Mothers Lilith DemHareIs Feb 24, 1999 Article 132
Ahi, Rama Leo N. Feb 24, 1999 Article 134
Everyone Loves a Dick CoN Staff Apr  1, 1999 Article 205
The War Against Stupidity Jester Apr 12, 1999 Article 149
Stupidity = Funidity Jeff Wright Apr 12, 1999 Article 151
Stupid Society Jay Lohner Apr 12, 1999 Article 152
Editorial CoN Staff Oct 18, 1999 Article 184
Legal Hog Calling BJ Sutton Nov 29, 1999 Article 195
Editorial: wondering about Internic CoN staff Jan 28, 2000 Article 7
Does Someone Smell a Rat? Mark Driver Jan 28, 2000 Article 10
Never on Video Jester Feb 28, 2000 Article 13
Roommates: Identifying the Species Mark Driver Feb 28, 2000 Article 14
LEARN TO SAVE MONEY FAST BY BUYING OUR $150 BOOK!!!! Samantha Stasiuk Mar 20, 2000 Article 20
Not Just a Client Jester May 15, 2000 Article 28
Maybe He Was Hitler in His Previous Life Leo N. Jun 26, 2000 Article 36
Editorial Con Staff Jul 24, 2000 Article 41
Help Wanted Leo N. Sep 12, 2000 Article 50
Death isn't funny Edward Knoll Dec  4, 2000 Article 65
11 Noises My Roommate Makes Melissa DeWilde (Unfortunate Victim of the Housing Department) Dec  4, 2000 Article 68
Editorial CoN Staff Feb 11, 2002 Article 516
The last (half) straw REVSCRJ Mar 12, 2002 Article 527
Lake Roommate Rolo Oct 28, 2002 Article 569
How to Write Like a Fucking Idiot Sean B. Palmer Dec 31, 2002 Article 578
Observation Deck Hyena Roti Apr 14, 2003 Article 606
Understanding the AOL Jargon Smitty-boy Jul 14, 2003 Article 624
Canadian Tired Jenna Jul 14, 2003 Article 626
Things I learned at Work Today CoN Staff Jul 28, 2003 Article 627
Enlightenment of the Grocery Kind Leo N. Jul 28, 2003 Article 631
Me on houses... Kim Apr 22, 2005 Article 733
Kid Lights Fire In Store To Steal Candy capnasty Nov 19, 2007 News 1730
Sears Is Now Officially Too Incompetent To Even Take Your Money leandro Jun 24, 2008 News 1788
Over the Top Limousines leandro Sep 23, 2008 News 1866
Woman burnt to death after setting her own car alight in road-rage incident leandro Sep 30, 2008 News 1873
ISPs should own your eyes and ears leandro Oct  1, 2008 News 1874
Llyods is Pants leandro Oct  2, 2008 News 1880
The dumbest thing a voting-machine maker ever did leandro Oct 29, 2008 News 1919
Is Detroit worth saving? leandro Nov 19, 2008 News 1943
Google Gets Shafted By Apple's Ridiculous App-Approval Process leandro Nov 23, 2008 News 1947
Indians not allowed to surf for porn capnasty Jan  4, 2009 News 2020
The War on Nipples leandro Jan  7, 2009 News 2006
Top 500 worst passwords leandro Jan 11, 2009 News 2010
Swatting capnasty Feb  3, 2009 News 2071
Microsoft Sues TomTom Over Apparent Patent Infringement capnasty Feb 26, 2009 News 2135
FUH2 capnasty Mar  2, 2009 News 2116
Microsoft's Backdoor Licensing Agreements capnasty Mar  7, 2009 News 2162
Woman Hurt in Sex Mishap Involving Power Tool capnasty Mar 11, 2009 News 2169
Breastfeeding driver on cellphone charged capnasty Mar 13, 2009 News 2150
Apple Adds Still More DRM to iPod Shuffle capnasty Mar 14, 2009 News 2178
Monsanto's dream bill, HR 875 capnasty Mar 14, 2009 News 2185
"Facebook causes cancer" capnasty Mar 22, 2009 News 2197
Guantanamo is fun! capnasty Apr  2, 2009 News 2247
Jogger injured after using Twitter as he ran capnasty Jun  5, 2009 News 2320
A Tale of Two Cities capnasty Jun 25, 2009 News 2361
12% of e-mail users have actually tried to buy stuff from spam capnasty Jul 18, 2009 News 2418
Moon landing 'hoax' story giant misstep capnasty Sep  5, 2009 News 2578
Trapped girls call for help on Facebook capnasty Sep  8, 2009 News 2586
Bank crisis lessons 'not learned' capnasty Sep 15, 2009 News 2635
Taliban Top Tip David Dylan Oct 18, 2009 News 2772
Man caught carpooling with teddy bear capnasty Oct 23, 2009 News 2805
Movie fans might have to wait to rent new DVD releases capnasty Oct 25, 2009 News 2817
12 Most Ridiculous Lawsuits capnasty Oct 29, 2009 News 2843
Microsoft Patents The Sudo Command capnasty Nov 12, 2009 News 781
'I Still Want to Stab a Certain Someone,' and Other Ideas Not to Post on Facebook capnasty Jan 14, 2010 News 3112
U.S. Schools Ban the Dictionary capnasty Jan 26, 2010 News 3171
Lamebook capnasty Jan 27, 2010 News 3157
Gangs Use Twitter and Facebook capnasty Feb  2, 2010 News 3207
Misspelled Tattoos capnasty Feb  6, 2010 News 3188
Pedobear is 2010 Vancouver Olympic mascot capnasty Feb  8, 2010 News 3224
Environmentalists Are Part of a Vast Conspiracy to Destroy the American Way of Life capnasty Feb 17, 2010 News 3251
Google Might Be Making Us Stupid capnasty Feb 19, 2010 News 3259
The (Olympic) Village Idiot capnasty Feb 23, 2010 News 3278
A Conversation I Have Every Month or So capnasty Feb 25, 2010 News 3247
Clients from Hell capnasty Feb 26, 2010 News 3248