"I’m an insufferable asshole, and I’m here to complain about my brand new $350 luxury watch."

The Apple watch is a stressful possession


Mon, Apr 27th, 2015 11:01 by capnasty NEWS

In this review, Matt Haughey whines loudly on just how challenging the Apple watch is to set up and get working right. The review is clearly tongue-in-cheek, subtly preparing the reader for the plethora of first-world-problem complaints that Apple aficionados are about to spew to the world. Woe is me.

Setup wasn’t smooth. The watch app forcibly installed on everyone’s phone a few weeks back which I previously complained about on Twitter (my main beef is the lackluster design of the app icon for such a revolutionary new product) didn’t actually work in any promised automatic way. I had to pair the watch manually. Which took two tries. We fought wars for this?



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