In a very British-humour type of way, exurb1a looks at the many ways we could colonise the entire galaxy without pissing off any of bloody Einsten's theories.
Q: What did Orion say to the Big Dipper?
A: Nothing. They're constellations and therefore incapable of conversation. Idiot.
|"This is good. This is science."|
|“Mars is a fixer-upper of a planet, but we could make it work.”|
|"We may now treat space as, along with so much else, a form of entertainment."|
|Astrobiologists Find Extraterrestrial Fossils in Meteorite|
|“Not a single personal insult was uttered by any member of the crew.”|
|How to Avoid Jury Duty|
|“Rubbish waste is now so prolific it will become fossilised.”|
|“Google isn’t liable because it is nothing and nowhere and endless.”|
|The Growth of Corruption Reporting Websites|
|Volvo's cab-less self-driving cloud-controlled electric truck|
|Japanese Robot Serves Ice Cream From Inside a Vending Machine|
|"Emotional-processing software has gotten so good that ad companies are looking into 'mood-targeted' advertising."|
|Hit "Insert Coin" Twice and Play Google Pac Man With Two Players|
|The (Very Scary) People of Public Transit|
|“The first-ever driverless mass transit test program.”|
|“People talk about bankers being amoral. They are starting to talk about tech people in similar language.”|
|“Rejuvenation is Finally an Industry.”|