How To: Fight A Bear

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Tue, Jul 21st, 2009 07:04 by capnasty NEWS

There are a few things a man should know: how to chop wood; how to crack open a beer, how to swig and belch; how to get out of a bar brawl; how to act inappropriately on a first date; and, more importantly, how to fight a bear. Yes, that's right, a bear.

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