"mmmm... jizznuts... jiiiiizzznuuuutsss"

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Sun, Apr 21st, 2002 19:08 by capnasty NEWS

Working at a coffee shop filled with nasty customers? Then what better way to get back at them by ejaculating in the donuts' batter several times?

However, when people began complaining that the donuts tasted "funny", the 16-year-old clerk wonders if the miracle pills advertised in spam would actually make his sperm taste sweeter, for better... uh... customer satisfaction.

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