CON.CA's Top Ten News Items of 2011


Sat, Dec 31st, 2011 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

pull up your pants
This was real popular making me think we've got some serious pant-pulling problem on our hands.

Here's what made top news on our site during 2011. Amusingly, very little had at to do with world events I'd consider somewhat more important.

10. First World Pains.
9. Woman Injured Having Sex on Business Trip Wants Workers Compensation.
8. Steve Jobs Wasn't Great; He Wasn't Even Close.
7. Throne Up: The Royal Wedding Sick Bag.
6. Girl's Facebook Status: "Im so sick of boys being such dicks".
5. Euthanasia Roller Coaster.
4. Watch Out for Cold Calling Scammers from Online PC Care.
3. Go the Fuck to Sleep: A Children's Bedtime Book.
2. The Exorcist Parody Dirt Devil Commercial.

And the top news item for 2011 was:

1. The Metropolitan Etiquette Authority: "Pull Up Your Pants".



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