The "Maybe You Touched Your Genitals" Hand Sanitizer


Mon, May 7th, 2012 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

Just in case you -- or someone you love -- touched their genitals before giving you that handshake, be sure to get the Maybe You Touched Your Genitals hand sanitiser. Even has Aloe Vera as one of the ingredients.

The Number One After-Genital-Contact Hand Sanitizer. Now kills 99.99% of germs on contact! 2 oz./ 59 ml.



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