According to James Hamblin, much like Sherlock Holmes' use of cocaine, caffeine is our modern-day equivalent for a stimulant that helps us defeat the most common barriers to creativity: initiative, commitment, and self-doubt.
2013's cultural Benzedrines are Adderall (amphetamine salts) and excessive coffee. Caffeine remains non-prescription legal, and it's still universally considered benignly delightful to make offhand comments about how unproductive we are without it. "I'm a total grump if I don't get my coffee!" Funny, relatable, true. "Get out of my way when I haven't had my coffee -- or I will hurt you." Consider the ice broken. "Seriously I will cut you." Okay, that's enough.
Despite its legality and social acceptance, people dependent on caffeine do occasionally betray a tenor of insecurity about it. There's an element of fear. That may be why we laugh about it. I see it in the retiring eyes of people asking me about their caffeine habits, and in the numbers of people who read and share stories we publish about coffee. A cover article titled "Is Caffeine Killing You?" would, almost regardless of its execution, probably be the most popular thing on this site. Ninety percent of people in the U.S. ingest caffeine on a daily basis, and many of them also fear death.
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