Richard David Campbell was born as the third child into a family of two parents and two older siblings (which was soon to be three) in the middle of Saskatchewan where 100 people live. He lived exactly in the center of this Province. This boring square ass province whose shape greatly reflects the mood of living there.
I never whined or showed interest in sport so I was quickly forgotten. I grew up introverted. I eventually learned English through TV and sucking so badly in French. I picked up art as most seriously twisted introverts do.
Here I am now, in Ottawa. 1000000 People and still as boring as a town of 100. Except maybe for the crazed homosexual cross-dressing stalker and the sexed up Korean whore after my gonads.
|“Research that could engineer dinosaurs back into existence within the next five to 10 years.”|
|Fake Name Generator|
|“A man-powered machine that creates scarfs in 5 minutes.”|
|Japanese Robot Serves Ice Cream From Inside a Vending Machine|
|Google Map Shows You the Most Photographed Areas of the World|
|“Are the puppets coming for our jobs?”|
|The (Very Scary) People of Public Transit|
|How to Avoid Jury Duty|
|“The only thing worse than assuming that carbon removal will save the day is assuming it will save the day.”|
|What Computers See When They Watch a Movie|
|“If I’m upset with Facebook, what’s the equivalent product I can go sign up for?”|
|CaptchaTweet: Write Tweets in Captcha Form|