The Rev M. is a man who lives in America near the confluence of the Missouri River and the Mississippi River. He is a common scoundrel that has much in common with a common grey squirrel in that so much as a common grey squirrel is common and that Rev M. is squirrely. Rev M. tries to be tasteful as he possibly can while at the same time being as offensive as possible. He could be your next door neighbor and would like you to think of him as such. The reason for this is that he is hoping that he can borrow something from you and never return it. Rev M.'s philosophy of life is best understood with around four pints in your gullet, so don't ask until your dumb-buzzed enough to forget it within a few minutes of receiving it. Otherwise it has been said that his philosophy makes absolutely no sense at all.
The Rev M. is also a horrible musician, you may hear his howling at this site: http://jacketoff.org/cheeseberger/index2.html.
The Rev M. has had his scribblings published on a few other web publications and recommends these sites for their artistic merit:
|“Lifting the electric motors out of Teslas and putting them in the chassis of other, formerly gas guzzling cars.”|
|How to Avoid Jury Duty|
|“What can we do to make responsible use of plastic a reality? First: reject the lie.”|
|Japanese Robot Serves Ice Cream From Inside a Vending Machine|
|On Instagram, Everyone Takes the Exact Same Photos|
|Go the Fuck to Sleep: A Children's Bedtime Book|
|“The cost could be so near to zero it will effectively be free.”|
|“Sending you changes in your media feed that are calculated to adjust you slightly to the liking of some unseen advertiser.”|
|CaptchaTweet: Write Tweets in Captcha Form|
|“Rejuvenation is Finally an Industry.”|
|Google Map Shows You the Most Photographed Areas of the World|
|“Put words between buns.”|